Red Flags
This career is statistically most associated with women saying, “I can fix him.”
I will accept any variation of Finance bro / DJ / Indie Musician /Soundcloud rapper/ Podcaster
Which Hogwarts house is statistically most likely to produce villains?
Slytherin
Name one thing everyone thinks they could survive but probably couldn’t
Apocalypse / Hunger Games / Reality TV
Which location is best for throwing up? Bathroom, Car or Front steps?
Why pick one when you could pick all 3 in one night?
- The Hub 4th Floor Handicap Washroom
- Emma Reimer's New Car
- Walking up the steps of 3 Gary Ave
Which planet would absolutely lie for no reason?
Mercury.
This University degree is most likely to produce men who think explaining things slowly is the same as explaining them well.
Probably Engineering - No offence. We love infrastructure!
This animated DreamWorks villain eliminated his only enemy and then immediately didn’t know what to do with himself.
Megamind
What is the most “pick me” weather condition?
Rain
What is always a justifiable purchase?
Coffee or something else you probably don't need
Which founding father would absolutely have a situationship?
Alexander Hamilton
Name one sign someone is about to waste your time.
You're probably right
This princess signed a legally binding contract without reading it.
Ariel
This reality show convinces ordinary people they are strategically gifted.
Idk, but someone in the room probably does
This phrase is said before making a decision that will absolutely make things worse.
Any variation of: "C'est la vie"/ "It’s fine."/ "It’ll be fine." / "Whatever."
Which animal would unapologetically commit tax fraud?
Racoon.
This phrase immediately lowers someone’s attractiveness by 100%.
"Hey, my name is Mark." or equivalent
This Disney princess has the highest body count (technically)
Mulan
If you woke up as president tomorrow, name the first chaotic executive order you’d pass.
Nice
This minor inconvenience has caused someone to consider moving cities.
Also accepted:
Running into someone you’re avoiding
Seeing someone you blocked
Embarrassing text
Liking an old photo
Which letter of the alphabet has the worst personality?
G. (or Q. I'll accept a strong argument.)
Act out a man who says “you’ve probably never heard of them."
Heck Yeah
Defend your most toxic fictional crush in 30 seconds.
I'd better hear Emma Reimer's defence of an absolutely absurd character.
In 20 seconds, explain why you would survive a horror movie.
Or develop Olympic endurance and run a mile immediately after receiving a mortal wound.
Defend a small, irrational hill you would die on.
Home invasion? We should practice our fire drill.
Which font would gaslight you?
Acceptable answers:
- Comic Sans (acts innocent, absolutely not)
- Times New Roman (pretends to be professional, judges you)
- Papyrus (thinks it’s deep)