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A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the opponents goal.
What is fooseball?
100
A combination of snow and rain.
What is snain?
100
A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.
What is a poop sock?
100
Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
What is story vomit?
100
A preplanned outline of which beverages will be consumed at what times throughout the day, to be followed in order to avoid potential embarrassment/arrest caused by over-drunkenness.
What is drinking strategy or drinking plan?
200
A TV show or special that appeals to men; one in which guys prefer the viewing company of other men. A show that guys hate to watch with women for various reasons (i.e., the rules are too difficult to explain, the jokes are unappreciated, etc).
What is a brogram?
200
The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
What is fuck me in the ass cold?
200
"Carpe diem" for stupid people.
What is YOLO?
200
Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.
What is battleshits?
200
The act of getting intoxicated to the point of severe belligerence and making terrible decisions (i.e. smoking crack cocaine).
What is getting Rob Ford drunk?
300
Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.
What is a french fry?
300
That annual event in New England when the weather is so mild that, not only do you think of spring, you think it is around the corner. Usually followed by a foot of snow.
What is the February fakeout?
300
When you don't care what people think. It's a way of life; doing what you want, how u want. Wearing what u want.
What is being based?
300
The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.
What is quiz jizz?
300
When you get a larger beer/drink than you need, or perhaps even want. The bigger the drink, the cooler the guy/girl... That's the mentality that leads to ______.
What is overcupensating?
400
A person or group of people that travel from one unclaimed seat to another (normally at sporting events) because their cheap asses couldn't fork up the money for better seats. Said people are forced to move once seats are claimed by the rightful ticket holders.
What is a seat gypsie?
400
Intense, "the sky is falling" reaction to predictions of a winter storm, frequently used in areas not accustomed to snow.
What is a snowpocalypse?
400
A marijuana bud (word used in hotel california). NOT made up by the Eagles.
What is colitas?
400
Hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. Usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.
What is zombie AIDS?
400
Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.
What is drinking for the fences?
500
Getting raped so disgustingly that it can almost equate with victimizing little boys.
What is Sanduskied?
500
What Lake Tahoe locals have taken to calling the month of January, because despite happening mid-winter, it is often characterized by rain and temperatures approaching 60 degrees, rather than the deep powder one might expect during January in a ski town.
What is Junuary?
500
A name used to describe a female who frequently hooks up and has sex with multiple guys (sometimes in the same night) without being in a relationship with them.
What is THOT or that hoe over there?
500
Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo.
What is the scandinavian ice pick?
500
The act of drinking in solitude without the connotation of being an alcoholic.
What is drinking with Jesus?
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