Oldest Presidents
President famous for getting caught skinny dipping
John Quincy Adams
President who had serious racial problems
Woodrow Wilson
And his sister/First Lady was a lesbian
Grover Cleveland
He called his manlyhood "Jerry"
Warren G. Harding
Actually went on a crusade against broccoli because he was just that smart
George H. W. Bush
President who was a big-shot movie star
Ronald Reagan
Apparently he was hot
Millard Fillmore
He didn't tell anyone if North or South Dakota became a state first
Benjamin Harrison
Loved his pet raccoon Rebecca
Calvin Coolidge
He sent exactly two emails
Bill Clinton
His rump was so thick it got stuck in a tub
William H. Taft
He almost joined the Donner Party before he was president
Abraham Lincoln
His surgeon was in a different surgery and said "I wouldn't leave this case for the President!" unaware it was for the President
William McKinley
Accidentally saw Winston Churchill naked
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
He is insured against crocodile attacks
Barack Obama
George Washington
The country of Paraguay is in love with him
Rutherford B. Hayes
Showed up to his V.P. inauguration completely and totally wasted
Andrew Johnson
His brain was misplaced in the National Archives
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Had a failed airline, a failed board game, and a failed steak line
Donald Trump
He did have the cheese
Andrew Jackson
Died not from the bullet, but the crappy doctors digging around in the wound with dirty tools
James A. Garfield
His daughter was probably the worst-behaved person ever in the White House
Teddy Roosevelt
Saw a freaking UFO
Jimmy Carter
His mom threatened a nun
Joe Biden