jokes
what do you call a cold puppy ?
a chili dog !
what comes down but never goes up ?
rain !!
whats Jesus real name ?
yeshua
who died for our sins
Jesus
two boy who go by the name “white “
white chicks
what do you call a pig that does karate ?
a pork chop !
what has 4 legs but cannot walk ?
a table !
whats Jesus mom name
mary
how old is grandma
60
it a lotta blue ppl
Smurf’s
why was the broom late for work ?
it over-swept !!
what gets wetter the more it dries ?
a towel !
where did Jesus get his name from ?
a angel
what’s the hardest subject
math
a character name is bingo
bluey
what do you call a fake noodle ?
a impasta !
what can you catch but not throw ?
a cold / fever !
what’s 3 of the 7 sins ?
1. pride
2. greed
3. envy
how many hearts do a octopus have
3
a fat purple dianisour
Barney
why did the robber jump in the shower ?
he wanted to make a great getaway!
what can feel up a room but takes up no space ?
light
who did Jesus heal ?
a man that was born blind
what’s the only planet known to have liquid && water ?
earth duh
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