Funny questions
I am constantly on the move , yet I am always at home. Who am I?
a snail
Lopez, Aniston, Garner, Lawrence
"Jennifer"
a boy that has a scar on his face and learns magic
Harry Potter
What is the bird that is commonly served for Christmas dinners in many countries?
turkey
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
Grandpa is bald.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
lipton, mint, earl grey, shirt
TEA
A movie where people go back in time in a cool car.
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Which country started the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree?
Germany
Wednesday, Steve and Pam go to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they pay the bill. But Steve and Pam do not pay the bill. So…who does?
Their friend Wednesday.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
EXPEDITION, CHOCOLATE, BRUNO, RED
MARS
Two young lovers meet on a famous ship, but a disaster changes everything.
TITANIC
One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone’s front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn’t mind. Eventually the man left. Who was he?
a snowman
A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
None—a pear tree doesn’t grow plums.
Pronounced as 1 letter, and written with 3. People usually have two of me. If you read me from both ends, and it is the same either way. What am I?
EYE
GLADIATOR, JOKER, NAPOLEON, VILLAGE
Joaquin Phoenix
A boy is left at home and must protect his house from two thieves.
HOME ALONE
What is the object that traditionally drops in New York City's Times Square to mark the beginning of the new year?
Times Square Ball
On the first day of school, Aalia was kidnapped. Police suspect three male teachers and question them. They were asked what they were doing at 8:00 am.
Mr Walter: I was driving to school and I was late.
Mr Thomas: I was marking English test papers.
Mr Benjamin: I was reading the newspaper.
The police arrested the kidnapper who was lying. Who did the police arrest?
Mr Thomas. He cannot be marking test papers on the first day of school.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
BLACK, GUMP, , SHERWOOD , FRUITS
FOREST
A father fish crosses the ocean to find his lost son.
FINDING NEMO
What is known that kids can receive on Christmas when they are naughty?
Coal / cold water / a stick ?
coal
A wealthy family lived in a big circular house. They had a maid, a butler, and a gardener. The parents were going to a party, so they tucked the younger kids into bed and kissed them goodnight and said goodbye, and kissed the older kids goodnight. When the parents came home, all the kids were gone—they had been kidnapped. The authorities ask the butler, maid, and gardener what they were doing at the time of the kidnapping. The butler says he was organizing the library, the maid says she was dusting the corners, and the gardener says he was watering the plants. Who’s lying and actually kidnapped the kids?
The maid—she said she was dusting the corners, but the family lives in a circular house, so there are no corners.