Movies Described Badly
A relocated teenager gets repeatedly beaten up by local martial arts bullies, hires an elderly maintenance guy as an unlicensed trainer who forces him to perform hours of unpaid manual labor, and wins a regional tournament using an illegal high-kick to the face.
What is Karate Kid
A distressed young man confesses a homicide to his mother, expresses deep regret over his birth, and gets dragged into a chaotic courtroom battle involving Galileo and Beelzebub.
What is "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
Original Recipe Chicken, Famous Bowl, Zinger Burger, Extra Crispy Tenders
What is KFC
A hyper-dense stellar remnant exerts such extreme gravitational acceleration that the escape velocity required to leave its surface exceeds 2.998 times 10 to the power of 8 meters per second, preventing even electromagnetic radiation from escaping its event horizon.
What is Black Hole
The Y2K bug passes without major disruption, the International Space Station receives its first long-term crew (Expedition 1), and the Birth of the most beautiful girl in the World
Has to be exact
What is 2000
An immortal minor who leads a gang of runaway youths repeatedly breaks into a family home to kidnap children, flies them to a lawless offshore island, and engages in ongoing paramilitary violence against a disabled naval veteran.
What is Peterpan
After getting completely rejected at a high-end social club, a performer goes to an underground venue, changes her outfit, and aggressively insists that her target lover cannot read her facial expressions.
What is "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga
Mango Green Tea, Grass Jelly with Fresh Milk, Hazelnut Chocolate Milk Tea
What is Chatime
A planetary body whose orbital period around its central star is shorter than its rotational period around its own axis, while simultaneously rotating in a retrograde motion relative to most other solar bodies.
What is Venus
Neil Armstrong walks on the Moon, the Woodstock music festival takes place in New York, and Concorde makes its maiden test flight.
+-10 Years
What is 1969
After being ostracized by his community for failing to master their mandatory acoustic courtship ritual, a hyperactive outcast uses rapid tap-dancing to convince local authorities that industrial seafood depletion is causing a global crisis.
What is Happy Feet
A desperate romantic proposes a high-risk structural compromise involving heavy machinery and severe property destruction, claiming it is the only viable method to break down her partner's emotional defenses.
What is "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
Caramel Macchiato, Pumpkin Spice Latte, Frappuccino Blended Beverage, Java Chip, Pink Drink, Bacon & Gouda Sandwich.
What is Starbucks
An immense interstellar cloud of dust, hydrogen, helium, and ionized gases that serves either as a cosmic nursery for protostellar collapse or as the glowing gaseous debris left behind by an exploding dying star.
What is Nebula
The Summer Olympic Games take place in London, scientists at CERN announce the discovery of the Higgs boson, and South Korean artist Psy releases the viral global hit single Gangnam Style.
Has to be Exact
What is 2012
An antisocial landowner goes on an administrative rescue mission to clear squatters off his property, ends up saving a locked-away royal who suffers from a nighttime skin condition, and stops a vertically challenged noble's wedding.
What is Shrek
A synth-pop vocalist details a secret romantic entanglement with an emotionally unavailable partner, warning her that attempting to suppress her true orientation through compulsive heterosexuality and bar room encounters will only result in severe middle-of-the-night existential dread alongside a mediocre husband.
What is "Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan?
Sate Ayam Ponorogo, Tahu Telur, Soto Betawi, Gurame Pesmol, Lontong Cap Go Meh, Es Merah Delima.
What is Sate Khas Senayan
A massive barred spiral galaxy containing over one trillion stars, currently located approximately 2.5 million light-years away, moving toward the Milky Way on an inevitable gravitational collision course scheduled to merge into a single elliptical structure in roughly 4.5 billion years.
What is Andromeda Galaxy
Napoleon Bonaparte wins the Battle of Marengo, Alessandro Volta demonstrates the first chemical battery (voltaic pile), and John Adams becomes the first U.S. President to reside in the White House.
+-20 Years
What is 1800
An anxious youth sparks mass panic by mistaking falling military-grade optical camouflage for sky debris, suffers widespread public humiliation and a defamatory biographical film, and must later prevent a full-scale alien invasion to regain his father's approval.
What is Chicken Little
An umbrella enthusiast delivers an aggressive 3-minute health warning about excessive sugar intake while detailing her preference for sour fruit and cold beverages over formal education.
What is "Watermelon Sugar" by Harry Styles?
Baja Blast
What is Taco Bell
A small, icy celestial body orbiting in the trans-Neptunian Kuiper Belt with a highly eccentric and inclined orbit, featuring a heart-shaped nitrogen glacier, five moons, and a reclassified astronomical status determined by the IAU in 2006.
What is Pluto
Mount Vesuvius erupts destroying Pompeii, Titus succeeds Vespasian as Roman Emperor, and the Colosseum construction enters its final stage.
+- 100 Years
What is 79 AD