That was funny
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
-.2(4.75)
-.95
a freezer changes at a rate of -1.6 degrees every hour. What is the change in temperature after 8 hours?
-12.8 degrees
38(-14)
-532
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach?
A deck of cards
where do you find the best tiny beverages?
minisota
-.04(-6.5)
.26
A falcon dives for prey. Its elevation changes by an average of -11.5 meters every second. How far does it dive after 3.2 seconds?
-36.8 meters
(-17) - 12
-29
It has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive. What is it?
A glove
what do you call an illegally parked frog?
toad
-13.7 + -12.5
-26.2
A hiking trail changes in temperature -2 degrees every 100 meters up. What is the change in temperature when you reach the top of the moutain 2000 meters up?
-40 degrees
234 divided by (-13)
-18
your age
what's the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
forget the pizza in the oven
-9.5 divided by .25
-38
A submarine dives down 14 meters, then up 9 meters, then decends another 36 meters. What is the final depth of the submarine?
-41 meters
-572 divided by -10
57.2
I start in little but end in full, you'll find me in half and complete. Who am I?
the letter L
why did the broom decide to go to bed?
it was very sweepy
9.6 - (-4.2)
13.8
You are standing 2 meters above the surface of the water and there is a fish 15.5 meters below the water. How far are you away from the fish?
17.5 meters
2(-3 + -7 - 15)
-50
There is an electric train headed towards the east. What direction does the smoke go?
there is no smoke it is electric