"Just keep swimming."
What is Finding Nemo?
This animal can sleep standing up.
What is a horse?
The time most proposal documents mysteriously appear in your inbox.
What is 4:59 PM?
This compliance committee reviews research involving human subjects.
What is IRB (Institutional Review Board)?
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What is NASA?
"To infinity and beyond!"
What is Toy Story?
Despite their slow reputation, these animals can sleep up to 20 hours a day and move surprisingly fast when necessary.
What are sloths?
The number of budget versions received before the final-final-REALLY final version.
What is 17?
UG stands for this.
What is Uniform Guidance?
Known for RPPRs, modular budgets, and JIT requests.
What is NIH?
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
What is Forrest Gump?
This animal's fingerprints are so similar to humans' that they can sometimes confuse forensic investigators.
What is a koala?
The phrase heard immediately after submission.
What is "one more change"?
SBIR stands for this.
What is Small Business Innovation Research?
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What is NSF?
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What is Ghostbusters?
A group of flamingos is known by this colorful name.
What is a flamboyance?
The phrase that can turn a simple proposal into three meetings, six emails, and a dean's signature.
What is cost share?
FDP stands for this.
What is the Federal Demonstration Partnership?
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What is DOE?
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What is Titanic?
This animal's tongue is so long it can clean its own ears.
What is a giraffe?
The phrase that strikes fear into every research administrator's heart.
What is "Can we add one more subaward?"
IACUC stands for this.
What is Institutional Animal Care and Use Committee?
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What is DoD?