REMEMBER DECEMBER
THAT'S PROBABLY ILLEGAL
IN THE CHRISTMAS SONG LYRICS
THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE
THE RULES OF THE GAME
200

This song heard often in December was once called "One Horse Open Sleigh" & was written for Thanksgiving

"Jingle Bells"

200

Aka "false making", this crime can apply to art, like 450 pieces in Italy in 2024 that were not in fact by Klimt et al.


forgery (counterfeiting)

200

OK, everybody, we've all been instructed to do this "with boughs of holly"

deck the halls

200

Floating in space without a suit? You won't explode--this "largest organ" is too strong--but you will puff up into a flesh balloon

the skin

200

"According to the space your token reaches, you may be entitled to buy real estate or other properties"

Monopoly

400

During the winter solstice each December, this spot on the Earth is tilted 23.4 degrees away from the Sun

the North Pole

400

You're indicted for this; your wives Etta, Flo, Bridget, Mindy, Nan & Gwen put up bail for you... & really prove the case

polygamy

400

We can always count on them--in "The Twelve Days Of Christmas", the "8 maids" are doing this

a-milking

400

A type of star in a binary system that sucks the gas & plasma from its companion star is appropriately named after this creature

a vampire star

400

"A player can make only one accusation during any one game"

Clue

600

Not just self-adulation, but beauty & youth are associated with the name of this birth flower for December

a narcissus

600

DAILY DOUBLE

This crime refers to illegally transporting booze or taping & selling that Doobie Brothers concert

bootlegging

600

Magically, with an "old silk hat they found", some kids placed it on his head & "he began to dance around"

Frosty

600

A "rogue" one of these in our solar system might not spaghettify us, but the pull of its singularity would be nasty

a black hole

600

"After assigning your ability scores, determine your ability modifiers using the ability scores and modifiers table"

Dungeons & Dragons(D&D)

800

The shammash, a "servant" candle, is used to light the other 8 on this candle holder seen in Jewish windows

a menorah

800

New York lists 5 degrees of this; 5th is a misdemeanor but 1st, with use of an incendiary device, is a felony that can get you 25 years

arson

800

These 2 words,
these 2 words,
these 2 words,
then
"próspero año y felicidad"

feliz navidad

800

GRB is short for this "burst" of energy--if one goes off just 1,000 light-years away, it's bye-bye us

a gamma ray burst

800

"Alaska is considered adjacent to, and may attack, Kamchatka"

Risk

1000

The most popular of the Roman festivals, this December celebration of much merrymaking was dedicated to the god of agriculture

Saturnalia

1000

Thailand hands out sentences as long as 60 years for this crime, a term from the French for injuring royal dignity

lèse-majesté

1000

"She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, & we'd begged her not to go" but unfortunately this happened anyway

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

1000

In six billion years, our sun will become this type of star, & Earth, our poor little dirt ball, likely won't make it out intact, per NASA

a red giant

1000

"You may build roads, settlements or cities and/or buy development cards"

catan

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