LEAFs & Releases that will Live in Infamy
Our Problems (List) multiplied when this LEAF wanted more records from our Health Data.
What is LEAF 540?
Some things are better left unsaid. This emoji, not to be confused with the big, purple McDonald's character, is Carrie's most-frequently used reaction.
What is a grimace?
No need to panic! This emergency service was so dark it never even fully went to production.
What is e911?
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, but sometimes cruises, would keep this man from generating a token for us, like clockwork!
Who is Carlos?
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? This activity was Omar's favorite!
What is Code Compare?
No street cred for this harbinger of release night doom.
What is Named Credentials?
This one-of-a-kind person sometimes still introduces themselves on calls.
Who is Dave M?
2.0 Be or Not 2.0 Be?
That was always QAs question!
What is CT 2.0?
The SSO Token was superfluous in this testing environment.
What is PERF?
This person was first to break the ice on a defect call with her cracker stand-off question.
Who is Kim?
All together now! This release was the first time all 3 applications were using the same Fix Version numbering system.
1.11.0
She doesn't seem to sleep and she will probably ask you, "what's the story, (morning glory)?"
Who is Desiree?
Not be confused with Trick-or Treat, this dark feature never passed the test for go-live.
What is Test to Treat?
Alert!!! This non-SSO token was only sometimes needed but was hard to get.
What is View Alerts Token?
We "Just Can't Get Enough" of this peer review team.
What is Depeche Code?
After over a dozen different meetings, we all made a PACT never to speak of these two LEAFs again.
What are LEAF 925 and LEAF 808?
This person and her crystal ball always seemed to know the sandboxes were not ready, even when everyone else thought they were!
Who is Lisa?
This user persona may have had a high number rank, but those privileges have yet to make it to a real person in production.
What is Pharm III?
Enjoy the view from this application, which you had to have access to in order to generate a token.
What is VistA?
These types of JIRA stories were invented to make QA non-bothered, but instead they just caused more concerns to develop.
What are Non-Dev stories?
Our most infamous Very Taxing Capability was introduced in this release.
What is 1.13.0?
When she says "I'm going to scream" - look out! She's proven she will!
Who is Crumley?
This feature was late for its first appointment!
What is Scheduling?
Like the Hatfields and McCoys, these two integrations duked it out in the SSO Token chat. Though that may not have been the right place to discuss their power struggle.
What are DAS and VDIF?
Though we ended CRM with sprint 58, the initial project plan was only supposed to last this long.
What is 6 sprints?