Valentine's Jokes
What do you call the world's smallest Valentine's card?
A valen-teeny
Valentine's Day always falls on this date.
What is February 14th?
This, along with a heart, is another symbol of Valentine's Day.
Who is Cupid?
Today's meeting theme
What is "Love yourself, Care for Yourself"?
Zeus was married to ___.
Who is Hera?
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you
Valentine's Day is named after this saint.
Who is St. Valentine?
Cupid's arrow must hit this part of the body in order to work.
What is the rear end?
The price of our beautiful t-shirts
What is $10?
(Makes a swell V-day gift)
Bonnie and ______
Who is Clyde?
What did one lightbulb say to the other on Valentine's Day?
I love you watts and watts!
Long ago women believed that is this type of bird flew over their head, they were going to marry a sailor.
What is a robin?
In the middle ages, men used to do this to determine who their Valentine would be.
What is pick names out of a bowl?
When does the executive council application open?
When is February 25th?
Bert and ______.
Who is Ernie?
What do you call a ghost's girlfriend?
His Ghoul-friend
Valentine's Day was first celebrated in this year.
What is 496 AD?
Cupid is this old today.
What is 3000?
This semi-formal event is looking for ALD volunteers on the 15th from 7pm-1am
What is the Pink and Black Ball?
Oreos and _____.
What is Milk?
What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
She is Cupid's mother.
Who is Venus or Aphrodite?
In Shakespearean times this organ of the body was associated with love.
What is the liver?
Name one reason Self-care is important
Poor self-esteem is a major cause of stress and anxiety in college students.
Can lead to much more serious issues, such as eating disorders or other habits that could be very harmful.
Self-love is a huge part of having a positive self-esteem and self image.
Try this: Give yourself at least one compliment every morning when you look in the mirror!
Aly and ____.
Who is A.J.?