Are you smart than a 5th grader?
What is the closest planet to the sun?
Mercury
What does "Hakuna Matata" stand for?
Who says "waters all around"?
Juan (meatball)
What is the universal line before a breakup?
Its not you, its me
Who loves the song Havana so much?
Juan (tanque)
What are the three branches of the united states government?
legislative, executive, and judicial
In Forrest Gump, Forrest says life is like...
a box of chocolates
Who was stuck in the friendzone for the longest?
Jr (lil bro)
He says "we'll see" what does that really mean?
NO
Who got clipped crying because they couldn't tie their shoe lace?
Jr
Who was the first person to step on the moon?
Neil Armstrong
Where is this quote from?
"She doesn't even go here!"
Mean Girls
What happened in the CVS located in downtown?
Anthony pooped in a shopping basket.
Saying "my ex was crazy" is code for this.
I was the problem
What is 11.5 plus (-14)?
-2.5
In Shrek, Donkey annoys Shrek by asking this during adventures.
"Are we there yet?"
Who filled up their mom's jenni rivera tequila bottle with water after they got some?
Erandy
If they say, "I don't usually do this," it means this...
they definitely do this often.
How many inches are there in 2 yards?
72
Juan has $100 in pennies(cuz he unemployed). How many pennies does he have?
10,000
In Titanic, Rose tells Jack to "draw me like one of your..."?
French girls
Who danced with the stripper in Coco Bongo?
Kassy
The biggest lie told in bed: I swear, it's not usually this...
quick.
How many justices serve on the US supreme court?
Nine