Crusty
The reckoning
Johnny
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100

What did Marilyn throw up on the night of her 25th birthday 

Motzerella sticks 

100

What camping trip did Moira lose her nipple piercing 

That old barn in Vermont 

100

Where did Johnny work when he was in community college

Sam’s club

100

Sorry I was pering

What is "Sorry I was peeing"?

100

This is what Edward’s dramatic ass tries to do when he finds out Bella is “dead”

Kill himself
200

What did johnny injure on shanny that sparked their first romance?

Ankle

200

How many Guilins has Maryland kissed

2

200

What rank is Johnny in Jiu Jitsu? Belt + stripe

White, 1 stripe

200

Loom though these

What is "Look through these"?

200

New Moon’s plot is loosely based on this Shakespearean play

Romeo and Juliet
300

What object did Johnny find that sparked the nickname “crusty”

hair clump

300

how many husbands did cleopatra have

3

300

how many siblings does Johnny have?

3

Alyssa 

Brittany 

Nick

300

I look at eplices

What is "I look at eclipses"?

300

Name all the people Jacob lists when he claims Bella has been lying to “everybody”

Charlie

That’s it just Charlie

400

Known as the iron fist 

Moira

400

What state did jimmy deep throat John Smith's gaint grant shaft

VERMONTTT

400

What sport did Johnny play in highschool

none i was a lazy fat bitch and just played league 

400

The trucker will be done at 5 tomorrow

What is "The turkey will be done at 5 tomorrow"?

400

This is the boy that Bella hits, causing him to shift into a werewolf

Paul Lahote

500

What show did Marilyn alledgely watch without Johnny 

Squid games 

500

Where is Johnny Kmfie 

8====3

500

Who is Johnnys favorite fighter? Must pronounce correctly  

Mike Tython

500

Pregect

What is perfect?

500

This festival is happening in Volterra when Bella goes to save Edward.

Saint Marcus Day

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