It's a Canon Event :(
This recent agent lost her arm due to a Radianite-enhanced bear
Who is Deadlock
(she doesn't like Gekko's pets because of it, too :( )
You get this gun for free every round
What is the Classic
(The right-click be OP sometimes)
For better or worse, the Valorant Community regards Viper as this familial figure
What is Mommy
(The Simpsonsssssss)
Jett calls Phoenix by this nickname
What is Pretty Boi
(yes, I'm using boi instead of boy)
Before we started playing Valorant as a group, we played this game instead
What is Minecraft?
The Omega Agents (aka attackers) use the spike for this purpose
What is stealing Radianite?
(Brimstone says it in the tutorial, but I wonder if he's stolen any hearts too 0_0)
This technique involves staying near a corner and mashing A and D to quickly check for enemies
What is jiggle peak?
(is it weird that reading this reminded me of us doing it IRL too?)
Who is Sage?
(the life she gives; does she ever wonder where it gets taken from?)
If you hear this from an enemy Raze, you probably should start running
What is "HeRE cOmeS ThE PaRty!"
(Don't ask me why I made the letters like that; I don't know either XD)
As a ritual, we rapidly crouched in front of this spray before the round
What is the Octopus Spray
(We gotta bring this back too XD)
This agent loves to skateboard, drink boba, but succs at basketball
Who is Gekko?
(He needed help from Dizzy to get the ball in lolllll)
Until recently, this rank did not exist in competitive Valorant
What is Ascendant?
(Now they gotta make Plastic >:) )
This distorted player card became so much of a meme that Valorant turned it into their first April Fools event
What is Wide Killjoy
*cue wide Putin music*
If Brimstone dies, who does he trust to take his place as the one in charge?
Who is Sage
("Someone has to look after these knuckleheads")
James played this into his microphone to cause Death by Earrape
What is Chambers Theme Song
(I can hear it again already...)
Who is Maxbot?
(The robot from the Warm Up Cinematic)
When killing the last enemy, this skin set shoves the character through a set of Western doors
What is Neo Frontier?
(If only I had the money to buy this :( )
This is the protagonist's gamer tag in music video for the newest Valorant Champion's song, Ticking Away
Who is Handfool?
(The song slapped too!)
Cypher told Killjoy that Valorant needs to protect her from this threat
What is The Dark Web
(does this mean KJ is Valorant's best girl?)
It's a widely known fact that this stat determines top frag
What is Assists?
(Did you say Kills at first? Tricked ya :D)
In the Warm Up Cinematic, Phoenix describes him and Kay/O as Team ____
What is Team Forge
(He also says "Kay/O! You, me, Team Forge, les go")
In overtime, this is Sova's remaining credits after buying a Phantom, Full Shields, and a Recon Dart
What is 1100
5000 - (2900+1000+0) = 1100
What is "Tara na, clock's ticking"
(Should've been "Balik, balik" lollll)
Skye holds this class in the Mess Hall to keep nimble hands and nimble minds
What is woodworking
(Her abilities start as wooden totems, too!)
A year or so back, James made a fan-idea for a character with this name
Who is Exo?
(I had way too much time on my hands...)