Portmanteu
Fearsome fictional ape ruler
a classic type of celebratory dance
King Konga Line
Newest superstar member of the Miami Heat
Giannis
This scientist the theory of special relativity in 1905, followed by general relativity in 1915.
Albert Einstein
We regularly played pickup basketball at this apartment building off Green Street
707
This young comedian is known for his Donald Trump impression
Shane Gillis
Beloved character on Friends
Tyson Chandler Bing
Pickup basketball variation where the winner stays and the loser switches out
King of the court
This Nobel laureate for Artificial Intelligence is known for his terrible back pain and only standing or lying down; he never sits on chairs.
Geoff Hinton
This asian late night restaurant known for its fried rice in Champaign has closed down in the past due to health concerns
Chopstix
This comedian was accused of masturbating in front of multiple women without consent
Louis CK
Poker Champion
Harvard and Yale belong to this group
Philey Ivy League
This physicist discovered that black holes lose mass when quantum particles escape at the event horizon. He also wrote "A Brief History of Time"
Stephen Hawking
The name of our most-frequently used groupchat in iMessage
Destiny's Child
This outrageous comedian is famous for ranting at a disrespectful Philadelphia crowd.
Bill Burr
Land Bridge connecting Alaska and Europe
A Portuguese explorer first navigated this water channel, which link the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans
Bering Strait of Magellan
This Olympic wrestling champion just got signed to the UFC and is scheduled to make his UFC debut in July 2026.
Gable Steveson
Charles Darwin wrote this landmark book describing his theories of natural selection and evolution
On the Origin of Species
Yadu forgot his passport in this European country and had to meet us in Interloken the next morning.
Netherlands
This American comedy duo from the 1940s and 1950s is known for a bit that has the famous punchline "I don't know, third base!"
Abbott and Costello
General Iroh's nickname in Avatar
JFK delivered one of his most famous speeches here, a city in Europe he called the frontlines of the fight against Communism
Dragon of the West Berlin
This baseball legend, who holds the all-time hits record, is not in the Hall of Fame because of a gambling scandal.
Pete Rose
An evolutionary process where two distinct, independent organisms merge into a single, radically more complex new organism
symbiogenesis
Krishna suffered from severe pain caused by this condition after his ACL surgery (acronym is enough)
Complex Regional Pain Syndrome - CRPS
This technique where a comedian repeats or references a joke, premise, or punchline from earlier in their set. It acts as an "inside joke" with the audience, rewarding them for paying attention and giving the set a satisfying, full-circle feeling.
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