Extended Family Fuckups
Carol ran him over with the car.
Who stole the last cinnamon muffin?
Lauren - but for years Morgan took the blame.
What is most likely in mom's yeti?
What did Morgan get ISS for?
Looking up inappropriate cat and dog memes.
Who shot themselves in the foot?
Dad
What did Grandpa steal from Fenway?
The Houston Astros name on the scoreboard when they played there.
What was the secret between Addy and Dad?
Dad got a flat tire bringing Addy to PT, changed it, and bribed Addy with the bakery to keep her mouth shut.
At what age did mom give Morgan her first sip of alcohol?
13 - after she sprained her ankle at practice.
Who went to summer school?
Addy
Who stabbed themselves in the hand?
Also Dad.
Who almost got kidnapped in Mexico?
Joey
Was Carol murdered?
Probably not.
What is Maddi TB's most iconic line?
I could never lie to you Mr. Veno.
Who didn't find out about the holocaust until their junior year of high school while touring colleges?
Lauren
Who threw up in Maddy and Addy's car?
Lauren
Who got drunk at a concert and yelled at parking lot workers repeatedly calling them the"cone people?"
Aunt Cathy (Jason Aldean).
Was Maddy drunk in that one video where no one could figure out if she was sober or not?
She says she wasn't - but it is still unclear.
Aside from dad, who was at the patriots game when mom had to go into the paddy wagon?
Who had to wear an eye patch for the entirety of second grade?
Maddy
Name 3 places Grandpa's ashes are located.
Who plotted to kill Biden?
Memere
How did that small dent get in dads truck?
Nobody knows to this day!
On what holiday did Maddy faceplant in the back of their car?
Thanksgiving/ Friendsgiving
Who only went to 3 classes for a whole semester and still got an A?
Morgan - in personal finance.
How much did Lauren spend on her hair extensions?
$1,000. Bonus: She also never wears them.