Where art thou, Shakespeare?
These Violent Delights by Chloe Gong.
What is Romeo and Juliet?
Nathan and Haley from One Tree Hill, if it took place in college and Nathan played hockey.
What is The Deal?
"Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood."
What is Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief?
Lara Jean, Peter, and John Ambrose.
What is To All the Boys I've Loved Before?
Not from a book, but I sure would book a trip to PTMC to be treated by this salt-and-peppered ER Night Shift Attending.
Who is Dr. Jack Abbot?
The Lion King (1994), loosely.
What is Hamlet?
To avoid getting married, girl studies her ass off to get into an elite military school and starts practicing Shamanism.
What is The Poppy War?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
What is Pride and Prejudice?
Daisy, Jay, and Tom.
What is The Great Gatsby?
This doctor made a potion to separate his good and evil natures, resulting in a sinister alter ego.
Who is Dr. Jekyll?
Anyone But You (2023).
What is Much Ado About Nothing?
Two Irish lovers cannot properly communicate with one another, which results in years of yearning and pain.
What is Normal People?
"Marley was dead, to begin with."
Tella, Jacks, and Legend.
What is Caraval?
This doctor wrote this famous quote: "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish."
Who is Dr. Suess?
The Viscount Who Loved Me by Julia Quinn.
What is Taming of the Shrew?
Woman catches husband cheating on her, so she plans to frame him for her murder.
What is Gone Girl?
"When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home."
What is The Outsiders?
Benedict, Sophie, and the Lady in Silver.
What is An Offer from a Gentleman?
This doctor is most known for his creation of a big green monster---if he even is one.
Who is Dr. Frankenstein?
She's the Man (2006).
What is The Twelfth Night?
Dracula starts an abusive polycule.
What is A Dowry of Blood?
"Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo."
What is The Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man?
Cassie, Dean, and Michael.
What is The Naturals?
This former neurosurgeon turns to magic to heal his hands after a car crash.
Who is Dr. Strange?