Alberta Summer
At the Calgary Stampede, what animal competes in the famous Rangeland Derby?
Chuckwagons/horses
Which plant is most likely to dramatically droop when thirsty, then perk back up after watering?
Peace Lily
This is Paul’s most useless talent, which involves bending the top knuckle of his fingers while keeping the rest of his hand completely straight.
Double-Jointed Finger Wave
He is a mashed potato-loving, bathroom-locking, mascot-hiding supervisor with 9 past positions, double-jointed knuckles, and a deep regret for working at Child Support Services.
Paul
What does the Gen Z slang term “cap” mean?
A lie or false statement
The Wild Mountain Music Festival happens in which Alberta town?
Hinton
Which plant is famous for being almost impossible to kill?
Snake Plant
If Paul were a ghost haunting this office, he wouldn't throw papers or flicker the lights; instead, he would cause this specific, agonizing minor inconvenience.
Locking the bathroom door
The first web cam was used to monitor what?
A coffee pot
What des the term "ate that" mean
Performed very well or did amazingly
Which Alberta city hosts the Big Valley Jamboree?
Camrose
What crop is used to make tequila?
Agave
Paul's ultimate motivational battle cry when the team is facing a tight deadline or an impossibly large workload.
In it to WIN it!
The ultimate Paul combo move: What does he say when the team panics over a tight deadline but he still expects an absolute victory?
What is “Calm down, we are in it to WIN it!”
To have essential information or simply to gossip
Tea
Paul used to be ambidextrous and could write perfectly with both hands.
TRUE or FALSE
True
He became a left handed person at 7 years old. This is when his brother pushed him off some boxes they were climbing, and he broke his right arm.
Supervisor Paul has mastered delegation to such an extent that he has outsourced the egg-laying, delegated the clucking, and promoted the rooster to middle management. How many chickens does Paul actually have?
12
This is Paul's go-to tactical strategy whenever someone walks into the office with a camera lens pointed in his direction.
Hiding his face behind a highland cow or bear mascot?
What does “Wi-Fi” actually stand for?
Nothing
What word means you endorse a relationship?
Ship
What is Alberta’s only UNESCO World Heritage Site that is primarily a fossil site?
Dinosaur Provincial Park
What “nut” is actually a legume?
Peanut
According to Paul, this was the absolute worst piece of professional advice he ever received—though he immediately followed it up with "Y'all were great before I got here and you all will continue to be GREAT"
Taking a job at Child Support Services
How many positions has Paul held (teams he abandoned) in his career to date?
9
If Supervisor Paul were a potato, this is how he would choose to be prepared—because he's already an expert at handling daily workplace pressure.
Mashed