Math
What is "2+2"?
2+2 is a mathematical equation.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
11-- t h e a l p h a b e t
What has soft fur, ears, a tail, and meows?
A person in a cat suit.
Is it better to say "the yolk of the egg IS white" or "the yolk of the egg ARE white?"
Neither. Egg yolks are yellow.
How many days can a person survive without sleeping?
As many as they want, as long as they sleep at night.
Johnny has one phone, and his girlfriend Jane has one phone. Johnny takes Jane's phone. What does Johnny now have?
An ex-girlfriend.
Where should the comma go in this sentence?
"Because my dog ate my dish soap and now he is very sick."
That is not a sentence. It is a dependent clause.
What is large, gray, and has a long trunk?
A big gray car.
Pizza comes from which country?
Any country that has pizza restaurants.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
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What's the average?
"The average" is the middle value, calculated by dividing the total of all the values by the number of values.
Which word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
The word "incorrectly."
How long can slugs grow?
Until they die. After that they can't grow anymore.
In France you cannot take a picture of soup with a fork. Why?
You need a camera to take pictures, not a fork.
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Mexico, where would you bury the survivors?
Nowhere. You don't bury survivors.
Juanita is driving 120 miles per hour towards a city that is 480 miles away. In how many hours will she reach her destination?
She won't. Juanita got arrested for reckless driving.
Name three words that can be spelled multiple ways.
All of them can. They'll just be spelled incorrectly.
Name the largest non-human living creature on the planet.
The Blue Whale is the largest, but what are you going to NAME it? Possibilities:
1. Big McLargeHuge
2. Swol boy
3. Phil
Banana trees produce approximately how many bananas for the world each year?
None. Bananas don't grow on trees.
Some months have 30 days, and some have 31. Which month has 28 days?
All of them.
Finish this famous theorem.
A2 + B2 =
Pythagoras already finished it thousands of years ago. You can't finish it now.
Be I was that were if then can but how then with?
Yes.
What animal can achieve the fastest flying speeds in the world?
Any animal strapped to a military-grade missile.
Which types of mushrooms are considered edible?
All of them. Some are just edible only once.
A man walks out into a massive rainstorm without an umbrella or coat, but not a hair on his head gets wet. How?
He's bald.