She will freaking obliterate you in Phase 10 and Uno
Who is Nani?
Nickelodeon, Crayola, Auntie Anne's, stores... so many stores, consumerism, bad parking.... it's all there
What is The Mall of America?
Ugh mementos are my least favorite kind of mentos
What is Your Place Or Mine?
Ma-du-pa should not have been that funny
What is Surya Kauthvam?
You're hungry? Dos-a lentil pancake help?
What is a Dosa?
This Italian man feels close to his roots when he watches Lizzie McGuire
Who is Nana?
Yeah... we have the best lake out of them all
What is Lake Superior?
A nice sauvignon blanc paired with a man who just... feels peace at the station mate
What is A Perfect Pairing?
Don't have a knife for your block of gouda? It's ok, I have fourth shimir adavu
What is the Cheese Cutter?
We're eating Ethiopian daal?? Waat are you talking about??
What is Waat?
Who knew Starbucks was çok romantik
Who are Priti Masi and Ankit Masa?
Our governor can ballroom dance
Who is Governor Walz?
What is My Life With The Walter Boys?
Why do bicep curls when you can just do...
If you ever need, Shivaa can lend a panEAR
What is Palak Paneer?
At the clinic she was a doctor, at the hospital she was a nurse
Who is Dixie Masi?
Woodbury! You can't take off your clothes to go shopping!
What are strip malls?
I can help you with a lot of things... you're name, phone number... and a drink ;)
What is A Tourist's Guide to Love?
Why dispose of these sweaty stickers the proper way when we can just elevate our mirror decor that much more
What are bindis?
Hey it's ok, if you ever want to chaat I'm right here...(it's a DIY)
What is Pani Puri?
Who is Arjun?
All us girls walk around in floral shoes (every girl in the state)
Life is like this. And I like this
What is Suits?
Yato hasta is the new theme song
What is Sampradaya?
Las si what you got goin on, Alfonso
What is Mango Lassi?