Famous Video Game ads
Look at my Horse, my Horse is Amazing!
Games Poorly Explained(I thought of it first like 3 years ago!)
Cancelled, Delayed and just never coming out
Questions no one got
100
The company does what Nintendon't.
Exit the console market in 2001
What is the Sega?
100
Wasn't it funny when we thought paying extra for DLC of this in Elder Scrolls was worst monetization in the world?
What is horse armor?
100
You play as an omnipotent being whose greatest nemesis is a single clogged off-ramp.
What is Cities: Skylines?
100
The Teaser for this Konami horror game will cost you about $800 dollars to play, but hey it comes with a used PS4 for free!
What is P.T/Silent Hills?
100
In the first season of Sword Art Online Kirito got stuck in this MMO
What is Sword Art Online?
200
Some enterprising people rented multiple billboards in 2022, not to promote this, their favorite MMO, but to promote their NSFW RP event inside of it. The devs were not happy.
What is Final Fantasy 14?
200
In order to get Epona in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild you had to scan one of these.
What is and Amiibo?
200
An immigrant's pursuit of the American Dream is constantly derailed by aggressive invitations to indoor sports.
What is GTA 4?
200
The global version of this idol franchise rhythm game had it's release date and end of service date in the same tweet. It was Live for less then a month.
What is Love Live?
200
Issac Clarke, Ratchet & Clank and PaRappa the Rapper started this genre way before PUBG came out
What is PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale?
300
The print ads for Eathbound included this, because as advertised, "This game Stinks!"
What is scratch and sniff?
300
In this PS2 adventure the only words the main character says is their horse's name. Which is not really surprising coming from someone who thinks listing to the hole in the ceiling is a good idea.
What is Shadow of the Colossus?
300
A woman with severe brain damage is relentlessly cyberbullied by a vegetable and a British idiot.
What is Portal 2?
300
Time for the yearly check-in, just past 1 billion dollars crowd funded, 14 year dev time, still no release date. This makes it in the top 10 most expensive media projects of all time
What is Star Citizen?
300
What is the PS3 controller?
400
The first trailer for this game had child zombies being thrown out of a window in reverse. The sequel was set 15 years later which is about how long it took them the make the second one.
What is Dead Island?
400
I don't know how they trained D-Horse to be okay with being stapped to a balloon and being fired up at 200km/h, but is funny every time in this game.
What is Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain?
400
An interior design nightmare where you obsessively hoard tinderboxes and throw wooden chairs at weird fleshy dudes.
What is Amnesia: The Dark Descent?
400
As of 2 weeks ago this company was to revitalize the live services games market. After cancelling 12 of them last year to make up for Concord.
Who is Sony?
400
Valve tried to replicate DOTA 2's successes and 3 lane gameplay with this card game. It did nether.
What is Artifact?
500
John Romero's was going to make you his something for this games ads. THE ANWSER IS THE NAME OF THE GAME NOT WHAT WAS IN THE AD!
What is Daikatana?
500
Dispite being all different horses across the games, this charater names them all Roach.
Who is Geralt of Rivia?
500
A sports star gets so lost on his way to a game that he accidentally joins a religious cult to fight a giant flying whale.
What is Final Fantasy X?
500
Ubisoft says the sequel to this 2003 classic is still in development. The last trailer we got was in 2017. Then the director left, and the creative director died. Don't worry the people who were working on the Prince of Persia remake got moved to it!
What is Beyond Good and Evil?
500
The world championships of this Microsoft title has competitors solve puzzle and do math in it's cell based system.
What is Microsoft Excel?