Video Game Characters
Poorly Described Video Games
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Iconic Villains
Tragic Backstories
100
A dark and cunning antagonist obsessed with the power of hearts. He seeks ultimate knowledge and control, using manipulation and darkness to achieve his goals.
Who is Ansem?
Game: Kingdom Hearts
100
In this game series, a guy takes naps in a fancy recliner so he can cosplay his ancestors and bully historical figures while collecting feathers.
What is Assassin's Creed
100
"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
Who is GlaDOS
Game: Portal
100
A former S.T.A.R.S. officer turned villain, enhanced by the Uroboros virus, using superhuman abilities, intelligence, and manipulation to pursue global domination.
Who is Albert Wesker
Game: Resident Evil V
100
A grieving New York detective, he became a one-man vendetta after his wife and baby daughter were killed by drug addicts on a mysterious new designer drug.
Who is Max Payne
Game: Max Payne
200
A scottish operative known for bravery, combat skill, and loyalty, rising from recruit to trusted soldier while excelling in high-risk missions.
Who is Soap McTavish
Game: Call of Duty
200
A chaotic exercise routine where random mythological creatures and shirtless gym bros slap each other so fast the announcer has a full emotional breakdown halfway through every combo.
What is Killer Instinct
200
"Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect!"
Who is Mr. Torgue
Game: Borderlands 2
200
This God embodies violence and bloodlust, manipulating mortals and gods to spread conflict, and serving as the main antagonist who provokes the anti-hero into vengeance.
Who is Ares
Game: God of War
200
Once a notorious outlaw, this man tried to leave his life of crime behind, only to be forced by the government to hunt his old gang and ultimately pay the ultimate price despite seeking peace for his family.
Who is John Marston
Game: Red Dead Redemption
300
A master gunslinger and cunning manipulator, known for his sharpshooting, tactical genius, and unpredictable loyalties.
Who is Revolver Ocelot / Shalashaska
Game: Metal Gear Solid
300
A glorified chores simulator where an immortal space zombie sprints around different planets collecting glowy junk for a chatty drone, so they can impress a giant floating egg that hasn't moved since the dinosaurs.
What is Destiny
300
"No Gods or Kings. Only man."
Who is Andrew Ryan
Game: Bioshock
300
A charismatic and psychotic pirate leader, known for his unpredictable violence, dark humor, and philosophical ramblings about insanity.
Who is Vaas
Game: Far Cry 3
300
This covert operative turned to black-ops espionage after the murder of his daughter drove him into a life of secrecy, danger, and relentless missions for a shadowy government agency.
Who is Sam Fisher
Game: Splinter Cell
400
A skilled hacker and vigilante in Chicago motivated by guilt and revenge after his niece's death.
Who is Aiden Pearce
Game: WATCH_DOGS
400
A bunch of walking biceps in doomsday hockey pads yell about feelings by aggressively gardening the local mole-people with power tools.
What is Gears of War
400
"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."
Who is Niko Bellic
Game: GTA IV
400
This tyrannical emperor known for his immense strength, ruthless ambition, and brutal combat skills, commanding armies to conquer realms.
Who is Shao Kahn
Game: Mortal Kombat
400
This man witnesses the destruction of his village and the death of his mother, propelling him to join the brotherhood and fight for justice.
Who is Connor Kenway
Game: Assassin's Creed 3
500
This warrior is agile and wields a Naginata, using long reach, precision strikes and bleed effects to control space and outmaneuver opponents. Lightly armored but highly mobile, they specialize in hit-and-run tactics.
Who is Nobushi
Game: For Honor
500
You play as a giant muscle suit who pogo-sticks across a city, politely tossing criminals into the sky while everyone else wonders if gravity just quit its job.
What is Crackdown
500
"I've struggled a long time with survivin', but no matter what you have to find something to fight for."
Who is Joel
Game: The Last of Us
500
A formidable warrior with regenerative abilities who wields the Scarlet Blade, spreading a supernatural disease, and embodies both tragedy and overwhelming combat prowess.
Who is Malenia
Game: Elden Ring
500
This royal bodyguard went from trusted protector to accused murderer overnight, losing his freedom and reputation while fighting to save a young empress and avenge a fallen ruler.
Who is Corvo Attano
Game: Dishonored
