Adventure
What is Terraria?
OFFBRAND OVERWATCH!!!
What is Paladins?
Mash Wake Up DP and Win
What is Street Fighter?
Cute, loveable mascots brutalise one other for no discernible reason.
What is Super Smash Bros?
I hope you didn't solo queue :)
What is Dead by Daylight?
Child kills skeleton and brother goes super saiyan.
Someone really good at parkour attempts to outrun a group of people who are also really good at parkour.
What is Mirror's Edge?
A great recreation of fan favorite anime characters only to be overshadowed by original waifus.
What is Dragon Ball FighterZ.
Animal cult conspires to keep local human as wage slave.
What is Animal Crossing?
Man terrorizes locals and and commits deforestation in order to kill a dragon.
What is Minecraft?
A convicted killer takes a young girl on a hugely dangerous hike.
What is The Walking Dead?
Genocidal Cups
What is Cuphead?
Fire vs. Ice
What is Mortal Kombat?
An anthropomorphic dinosaur attempts to murder two Italian plumbers, before passing the whole thing off as a car accident.
What is Mario Kart?
Petty criminal gets held at gunpoint by a middle aged white guy, and then spends the rest of the game heisting with him, his psycho best friend, and an extremely creepy guy with a cane.
What is GTA 5?
A russian, german, american, and a japanese guy fight zombies while going through what has to be the most confusing story of all time.
CSGO's Anime Ripoff
What is Valorant?
Corporate mogul organises a martial arts tourney in order to kick seven bells out of his family.
What is Tekken?
Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club.
What is Pokemon?
Chad bug fights through a city full of bugs that are all tier 3 subs to a moth. It also gets jumped by its sister on multiple occasions and has to fight its other, much cooler sibling, before it finally smites the moth.
What is Hollow Knight?
Rebellious offspring ruins the annual family get-together.
What is God Of War?
Portals.
Lose 500 points.
Yep. Loser.
Spaceman rallies peaceful tribes; begins brutal war of attrition.
What is Pikmin?
Play this survival game for literal months while taming an arsenal of dinosaurs just to get blasted by a guy who has basically ascended to godhood by playing for years.
What is Ark?