Hurricane Katrina?
What is "More like hurricane tortilla!"
Oh hi, thanks for checking in
What is "I'm still a piece of garbage!"
Peel the avocadooo,
What is "Guacamole! Guac Guacamole!"
Let me see what you have!
What is, "A KNIFE!"
Hacking photosynthesis. *Typing*
What is "I'm in."
Sorry I didn't see you there I was
What is "Too busy mmm blockin out the haters!"
Who else does this
What is "Haha I do that."
Going to the supermarket!
What is "I bought a chicken. WoooOOOO!"
Hey loser! Say "kid" backwards.
What is "Dik? HahaHAHA! That's gaY."
If you're feeling down,
What is "Sometimes you just gotta pick yourself up."
Road work ahead?
What is "Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!"
What is my nose was *gasp*
What is "Hullo I'm Squidward!"
Ah? Wah?
What is "What does that SAY Aniyah?"
I'm friends with
What is "The mo-o-o-o-o-o-o"
Since the dawn of time one name has been psynonemous with fine jewelery.
What is "Jared!"
has anyone ever tell you you look like Beyoncé?
What is "Nah they usually tell me I look like Shalissa."
Hi. I'm Renata Bliss,
What is "And I'm your freestyle dance teacher."
Help! Somebody at our prom has been killed!
What is "Well calm down, we wouldn't want to.. Panic at The Disco!"
I'm so bored. I wish Ryan was here.
What is "Hey guys. Ryan!"
When someone's being a jerk for no reason I'm just like
What is "What the FLIP did i do to you, huh?"
It's the dollar store, how good can it be?
What is "The good kush"
Not to be racist or anything,
What is "But Asian people suuuUUUUUUU"
Just drop in, smack the lip, wapah!
What is "Drop down, say bahghga!"
You are my daaaad,
What is "You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!"
Uh, Tammy just got some great news,
What is "And uh, let's just say she's going to be vaping for two from now on."