"Can I PLEASE get a....?"
What is a "waffle"?
This is what Chris was in possession of when the police were called on him.
What is "a weed"?
Road Work Ahead?
What is "Uh YEAH. I sure HOPE it does."
ZOINK! You were fooled...by this article of clothing.
What is "a jumpsuit"?
This comes before "legitness".
What is "that was"?
They got 18 and 9.5. This is what he got for number 12.
What is "I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason"
This is the only spelling bee word that matters.
What is "iridocyclitis"?
It's not an emergency. It's...
What is "DiGiornoTM"?
You know what? He's about to say it
What is "I don’t care that you broke your elbow"?
Before smacking this with a pillow and breaking it, Kevin wants to watch this.
What is "the light, dude"
This woman was mistaken for Beyonce in a local convenience store.
Who is "Shalissa"?
Let's go to the BeAch, bEaCH. This is who he is.
Who is "Nicki Minjaj"?
AHHHHH STOP. He coulda dropped this.
What is "croissant"
He fell asleep waiting on you to make him one of these.
What is "a sandwich"?
(Now go back to sleep AND STARVE)
This is 9 + 10
What is 21?
This is all one must do when there is "too much drama at school".
What is "walk awayeeaeeyay"?
Look at all those...
What are "chickens"
Jared, aged 19, never learned how to do this
What is "read"?
This elderly woman, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and purple shirt, stands outside of a closed bus door and does this
What is "AAaaaAAaAAaaaAaaaaAAAAAA"?
(I will also accept a correct description of this action; however it is not as fun)
Actually, Meghan, she can't sit anywhere. This is what she has.
What is "hemorrhoids"
This is a woman's question for the "spirits here tonight"
What is "does this sound like Shakira?"
The holiday greeting directly follows "Merry Crisis"
What is "Merry Chrysler"
What this mother said before bumping into a counter, falling, and dropping a baking sheet.
What is "WHO want lasagna"
This man isn't able to tell a reporter who the hottest Uber driver is. He has never been here.
What is "ovoo javer"
This is how he responds to a relatable meme titled "Who else does this?"
What is "haha. I do that."