Dumpster Fire 2020
At the beginning of this pandemic, people turned to Netflix to keep them busy.. what was the name of the ridiculous but popular documentary about big cats?
Tiger King
F*ck Carole Baskin
What kind of cake does Sandy present to Rachel every Birthmas?
Snowman Carvel Ice Cream Cake
If Christmas Eve fell on a weekday and both David and Rachel had to report to Emarc/Communitas, Dave would...
A) Go to program and tell everyone to make his sister bday cards
B) Take the day off because "it's his sisters birthday"
C) Take a half day and spend the second half of his day running birthday errands with Jerry
B) Take the day off because "it's his sisters birthday"
What was the exact time that Rachel was born on Christmas Eve of 1986?
11:55pm
Every year the internet kills a celebrity or well known public figure.. this year the internet killed...
A) Wayne Brady
B) Kim Jong-un
C) Betty White
B) Kim Jong-un
Every year for her birthday, Rachel's coworkers make her this..
A) Italian meat and cheese calzone
B) Slide show of slips, trips and falls
C) Paper mache Mariah Carey
A) Italian meat and cheese calzone
There was an argument every Christmas about our Christmas tree decorations.. What would Dave's ideal tree look like?
A) Colored lights with an angel on top
B) Colored lights with a star on top
C) White lights with an angel on top
D) White lights with a star on top
B) Colored lights with a star on top
On the night Rachel was born, Jerry was...
A) Driving home from picking up his brother at the airport
B) Returning overdue VHS' at One Video Store
C) Singing in the midnight mass at St. Agnes Church
C) Singing in the midnight mass
No matter how rich you are, no one was safe from getting the virus.. Which of these celebrities did NOT test positive for Covid 19
A) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
B) Tom Hanks
C) Carole Baskin
D) Sara Bareilles
C) Carole Baskin
What is the name of Sandy's epic Christmas cookies that she makes every year? (Hint: She refuses to give out the recipe for said cookie)
Sniches
True or False: For Rachel's 21st birthday, Big D (and Tommy) drank champagne
True! Dave took one sip and hated it. Tommy slugged the whole chute down
One year on Birthmas, Rachel attended her first..
A) Patriots Game
B) Drag Show
C) Broadway Musical
A) Patriots Game
True or false: In a zoo in small European country, a pay of gay penguins stole an egg from a pair of lesbian penguins
True
When Rachel was younger her brothers, cousins and other of-age Birthmas attendees would slip outside to..
A) Swap Playboy magazines
B) Smoke a joint
C) Funnel Colt 45
B) Smoke a joint
Big D loved to give homemade cards for Birthmas... however, he and Jerry would make their annual trip to this store to buy gifts for the special ladies in their lives...
A) Precious Moments
B) Barnes and Noble
C) Mike's Pastry
B) Barnes and Noble
Rachel's middle name is Sarah (after her maternal grandmother). Sarah was not her birth name, what name was written on Nana Orlando's birth certificate?
Santa
2020 presented us with many WTF moments.. Which one of these WTF moments did NOT happen in 2020?
A) Murder Hornets
B) Water discovered on the moon
C) Mysterious Monoliths
D) Donald Trump won Arizona in the presidential election
D) Donald Trump DID NOT win Arizona
Before Rachel (and friends) were even of age to drink, Jerry would pour us a birthday shot of this..
A) McGillicuddys
B) Goldschlager
C) Tequila
B) Goldschlager
Dave loved all different kinds of foods, however there was one thing that Sandy had to hide from us every holiday to "save for other people".. What was that food?
A) Spinach Squares
B) Broccoli and cheese bread
C) Mozzerella Sticks
A) Spinach Sqaures
It is no secret that Rachel loves Mariah Carey, but she also holds a special place for Stevie Wonder. One year, she spent money on tickets to see Stevie in concert instead of doing this...
A) Renewing her license
B) Replacing her broken headlights
C) Paying a car payment and had her car repossessed
C) Paying a car payment, yes her car was repossessed