ONE/TWO/THREE
Twenty dollars
How much did ONE pay for his haircut?
555-4529
What is the phone number of SIXs' husband?
The complaint department closes at this time.
What is six o'clock?
Letter opener, pen, Diet Dr. Pepper
What are the items that ELEVEN burged from TEN?
Old MacDonald Had a Farm
What was the song that kept running through THIRTEEN'S head?
Ratio of 71 percent cookie to 29 percent cream.
What is the perfect cookie-to-cream ratio for an Oreo cookie.
This is the reason FOUR's tv wouldn't turn on.
What is a power outage?
The price per pound of Jarlsberg cheese.
What is $8.59?
It's an indicator that there's something wrong.
What is pain?
This composer didn't go insane.
Who is Beethoven?
29 to 58
What is the ratio of cookie to cream in a Doubled Stuffed Oreo cookie?
It's the private message FOUR had for a customer.
What is "Raaargh!"
Seventeen-hundred hours
What is five o'clock?
Bobby Richmond
Who is the boy that ELEVEN stole toys from as a child?
This might even change the world.
What is customers asking "Is it me?" or "Is it I?" before they come to the complaint department?
Annoyance, irritation, fury, rage, antagonism, resentment, ire, wrath, and frustration
What are relatives of anger.
This is FOUR's favorite tv show.
What is "World's Dumbest Imveciles"?
It's a type of consequence for a moist delicious cake.
What is a delightful consequence?
Two scoops of lemonade powder.
What is the recipe for weak lemonade?
Any pool over eighteen inches high must be enclosed by a six foot fence.
What is the city ordinance clearly state?
"Hurts my back."
What is Diet Pepsi?
This is already included in the cost of the cheese.
What is the plastic wrapping around the cheese?
This button is not on EIGHT's phone.
What is an ANY button?
The people in Washington do this.
What is doing the exact same thing over and over again and expect a different result?
This document grants the holder the right to be happy for the rest of the day.
What is a certificate?