SANTA
IT'S ALWAYS ON THE HOUSE
WHY DOESN'T SANTA DEDUCT EXPENSES FOR PARKING?
STARBUCKS
WHERE DOES SANTA AND HIS REINDEER STOP FOR COFFEE?
A COOKE SHEET
WHAT DID THE GINGERBREAD MAN PUT ON HIS BED?
MELTDOWN
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A SNOWMAN HAS A TEMPER TANTRUM?
KIDDIE TAX
WHAT DOES SANTA ASSESSES NAUGHTY BOYS & GIRLS?
A DEPENDENT CLAUS
WHAT IS SANTA'S SON CALLED ON HIS INCOME TAX RETURN?
STARBUCKS
WHAT DOES SANTA'S REINDEER CALL CRYTO CURRENCY?
$ EIGHT BUCKS $
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO FLY SANTA'S SLEIGH?
WRAPPER
WHAT DO YOU CALL A ELF WHO SINGS?
BATTERIES ONLY - TOY NOT INCLUDED
WHAT DOES SANTA BRING NAUGHTY BOYS & GILRS?
REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TEENAGE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SANTA?
SCHEDULE C
WHAT MUST RUDOLPH FILE AFTER WORKING PART TIME AT THE MALL?
EIGHT BUCKS-MAYBE NINE
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO FLY SANT'S SLEIGH IF BAD WEATHER?
ICE CUBE
WHO IS FROSTY'S FAVORITE RAPPER?
YULETIDE
WHICH LAUNDRY DETERGENT IS USED TO WASH THE ELF'S DIRTY CLOTHING?
CLAUSTROPHOBIC
WHAT DO YOU CALL PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SANTA?
CAPITAL GAINS
WHAT RESULTS WHEN RULDOLPH SPEEDS UP OVER WASHINGTON, D.C.?
FROSTBITE
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN FROSTY THE SNOWMAN AND A VAMIRE HAVE A CHILD?
SNOW BANK
WHERE DOES FROSTY DEPOSIT HIS TAX REFUND?
SAINT NICHOLAS
WHAT IS SANTA CALLED AFTER PAYING HIS TAXES?
SUBORDINATE CLAUSES
WHAT DO ENGLISH TEACHERS CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
WENT DOWN IN HISTORY
WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR RUDOLOPH ATTENDING SUMMER SCHOOL?
HOLLY DAVIDSON
WHAT BRAND OF MOTOCYCLE DOES SANTA RIDE?
CHILL OUT
WHAT DO SNOWMEN LIKE TO DO ON New Year's Eve?
IT'S BAD FOR MY ELF
WHAT DID SANTA SAY TO THE SMOKER?