I lost my pen drive
My hamster ate it
I didn't know we had to read last night
You were supposed to let me copy it
I just don't care
100
In celebration of the 20-year anniversary of Dumb and Dumber: You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? This sound is this
What is strident
100
Wow! I just had to listen to a speech given by the most monotone speaker in the universe. There was nothing exciting or creative about this speech, so it was this
What is prosaic
100
OMG! Barack Obama is the best president in the world. I strongly believe in his policy and strongly believe in who he is. I definitely have a lot of this
What is fervor
100
Come over to my house, but don't wrinkle the white sheet on the couch, and don't scuff the floor with your shoes, and don't drop dead skin cells on the floor. I'm very particular about every little thing in this house. I'm this
What is punctilious
100
I'm not exactly sure if there is school tomorrow. There might be, but it's simply a hunch. I'm actually just doing this
What is surmise
200
Well the logarithim of the axial primary is 0.0000025 when programming a jump for Super Mario Bros. This type of language just baffles me
What is arcane
200
This lecture might not be exciting, but at least the professor expresses his knowledge in the most intellectual fashion known to man. I describe him as this
What is erudite
200
Please. Get my USB to the hospital. I think it's hurt. It's a matter of life and death, or....this
What is exigency
200
Holy avengers! That's Lebron James. Gosh darnit, he's my hero. I would build a shrine just to a vial of the sweat that drips off his forehead when he slam dunks a basketball. I have a lot of this for him
What is adulation
200
Hee hee hee! I'm a crazy history teacher and I have invented a time machine that lets me go back in time and prevent the American Revolution from taking place. Ha ha! My plan to make us indentured servants to the British Crown is almost fulfilled. One might say I'm involved in these
What are machinations
300
Like Ah duh! I just make a lot of money for doing nothing and there really is nothing substantial about my thought processeseseses. I kinda just exist and can be described as this
What is vapid
300
Ummmmm Ugggggg It's a Monday morning and I've got a full week ahead of me. I'm sooooooooo tired I don't even want to move. You would describe me as having this
What is torpor
300
I'm so the life of the party. I dance, I talk, I shake my booty. You can describe me as this
What is convivial
300
The Proud to be a Member of the McFatter Storm carnival takes place every May 15th. Therefore, it's this
What is perennial
300
It's 2014 and my mom still wants to meet the guy I'm dating. Maybe that was cool back in 1870 or whenever she was a teenager, but now it's kind of this
What is archaic
400
I could plant a seed and watch it do this...or plant an idea in your head and watch it do the same thing
What is burgeon
400
People suck.....this assessment makes me a this
What is misanthrope
400
This could also be the act of riding a wave (ha, a pun), but if I have a lot more sheets of paper than I need, I have a.....this
What is surfeit
400
Swooosh. I'm a baby and I just plopped out of my mother. Wow, I already have good use of diction if I used the word "plopped." Anyway, I was just born so I'm at this stage of my life
What is incipient
400
You totally dumped me after dating for like twenty seconds. Thanks a lot, now I have to describe our boyfriend and girlfriend-hood as this
What is ephemeral
500
That homework of mine won't do itself, but I just don't have any motiviation. I know I'm waiting until 20 minutes before its due to start it, so I guess I'm this
What is dilatory
500
Mr. Mimbs, you are so cute. Tee hee! And no I'm not just saying that because I want to leave class early to cut the freshmen in the lunch line and get the first serving of Chicken a la Blah! But if I were complementing you in order to get what I want, I'd be a....
What is sycophant
500
My goal is to write a book that teaches you everything you need to know about grammar, rhetoric, and the writing process. This book could be described as this
What is didactic
500
Wow. I can't stand that Henry David Thoreau guy. His writing is so hard to understand. No, it's not arcane, but it is this
What is turgid
500
Yikes. After playing Mortal Kombat Ms. Daniel Performs a Fatality by killing me with her golf cart Edition, I'm quite out of strength. Playing MK Daniel Edition does this to me.
What is enervate
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