Cesar-isms
Originally the name for a handmade lanyard-like Boy Scout's uniform decoration, this term is now used to describe a project that is a waste of both time and money.
What is a boondoggle?
This CMO team member loves to bring up their past employement. "When I was at Comcast"....
Who is Katharine Starsinic?
This long time VZ-er works with IMC and we’re still confused about what she wants and how she’ll pay for it.
Who is Patty DeLeo?
Putting his best skills to use, this contact's side hustle is all about the gift of gab and sports.
Who is Bryant Lambert?
Most Likely to Bully a Coworker for Not Knowing Pop Culture References from Before they Were Born.
Who is Cesar Da Costa?
This two-word term is used to describe something that's gone horribly awry, but also potentially a farmstead event for children.
What is a goat rodeo?
Before her new role on Cesar's team, this VZ team member likely called or emailed you needing "MARKETO" content ASAP.
Who is Shawn Thompson?
Lasting mere months on the team, this former CMO team member got engaged and renovated a house during her limited time.
Who is Julia Davis?
A VZ-account vet of nearly 3 years, this agency contact is actually a twin!
Who is Tim Smith?
Most Likely to Be Assigned a 3-Day Project That's Due in 1.
Of Italian origin, this word colloquially describes a state of anxiety, but can also be used for "heartburn".
What is agita?
This name for the WWII initiative that produced the first nuclear weapons is also the name of the garage band of a certain CMO team member.
The Manhattan Project
Constantly "slammed" but yet not sure what she was working on, this former CMO team member is still at Verizon.
Who is Veronica Perez?
A "Mason mama", this contact was All Red long before she was on the Verizon account.
Who is Amanda (Allred) Clark?
Most Likely To Launch the Next Big App in Their Free Time.
Who is Adam Hughes?
Typically used in relation to public officials, this term can be used to describe any sort of wrongdoing.
What is malfeasance?
Too good for agency life, this CMO team member ditched agency life in New York for life at Verizon.
Who is Theresa Valenti?
No VZ'er hates the words "most", "fastest" and "free" more than this one-woman show.
Who is Brenda Cottman?
This contact used his relationship with an EP designer to get three-hour turnarounds down to one hour - and he's now engaged to her! (Bonus points for the fiancee's name)
Who is Jacob Hatchette?
Most Likely to Join the Video Conference from their Phone.
Who is Theresa Valenti?
Commonly used in reference to a former agency lead, this was also the nickname of an infamous drug lord.
What is "El Chapo"?
Mother of a current EP employee, this current VZ Director manages government contracts.
Who is Adrienne Lenskold?
A former lead for GTM initiatives, this current CMO team member was so tired of not getting what he needed, he took over the team.
Who is Cesar Da Costa?
Give this contact a call when you need all-natural shaving products.
Who is Jon Farah?
Most likely to have a headset equipped for a natural disaster.