Snow Joke! (Winter Sports)
What sport involves sliding down a snowy hill, yelling “Wheee!” or “Help!” depending on your skill level?
What is skiing?
This warm drink made with milk, cocoa powder, and sometimes topped with marshmallows is basically happiness in a mug.
What is hot chocolate?
This Disney movie will have you singing “Let It Go” for the next 100 years.
What is Frozen?
This animal waddles around in tuxedos like they’re headed to a fancy party on ice.
What is a penguin?
Snow is made of frozen water. Shocking, right? It’s like ice, but with flair.
What is water?
This Olympic sport looks like someone took a broom from their kitchen and decided to play shuffleboard on ice.
What is curling?
This sweet treat is a cookie decorated with icing and shaped like little people, houses, or the occasional Christmas tree.
What is a gingerbread cookie?
In this holiday classic, a kid left alone fights off burglars using toys, traps, and zero adult supervision.
What is Home Alone?
This Arctic bear would probably eat you, but it looks so cuddly in Coca-Cola commercials.
What is a polar bear?
This solid form of water is great for skating on but terrible if it’s on your sidewalk.
What is ice?
This icy sport involves zooming down a track on a sled that’s basically a very cold roller coaster.
What is bobsledding?
This seasonal pie flavor, made from an orange vegetable, is a holiday classic. It’s also a vegetable pretending to be dessert.
What is pumpkin pie?
This movie is about a train ride to the North Pole, where apparently no one asks for tickets.
What is The Polar Express?
These birds honk loudly and fly in a “V” shape, as if spelling out “Vacation Time!”
What is a goose?
This winter storm is like a snow party with wind that didn’t RSVP.
What is a blizzard?
In this sport, athletes spin, jump, and occasionally fall on their butts—gracefully, of course.
What is figure skating?
This traditional winter dish, often served in a bread bowl, keeps you warm and is made with melted cheese, potatoes, or other hearty ingredients. It’s like a cozy blanket for your stomach.
What is chowder?
George Bailey learns life is better when an angel shows him an alternate universe where his hometown is just awful.
What is It’s a Wonderful Life?
Santa’s sleigh would be stuck without this flying animal. Plus, Rudolph’s nose is lit. Literally.
What is a reindeer?
These tiny ice balls fall from the sky, proving that nature is always ready for a snowball fight.
What is sleet?
This sport lets you ski and shoot things. Because why settle for just one activity when you can do both in the cold?
What is biathlon?
This savory dish is made from roasted chestnuts, bread cubes, and spices. It goes inside a turkey—or just straight into your mouth.
What is stuffing?
This frosty character comes to life thanks to a magical hat, even though he’s basically a walking puddle hazard.
What is Frosty the Snowman?
This animal can hold its breath for over 10 minutes while hunting under the ice. It’s like the Michael Phelps of the Arctic.
What is a seal?
This happens when rain turns to ice as soon as it touches something, like Mother Nature is wrapping the world in cling film.
What is freezing rain?