Potatoes
Hash browns
Bird, one leg
around your ankle, ow
skip it
Snowman
Frosty
The Real World
These are hand rolled with flour or semolina, and smushed with a fork
gnocchi
Smiley water lizard
axolotl
be careful! you don't want to move more than one
pick up sticks
Makeout
Mistletoe
Tyra Banks ruined a bunch of women's hair and body image
Project Runway
Baby, with chives
Tater tots
French police detective, goofy boy
Pink Panther
Mariah
All I want for christmas is you
Woman on the Jersey Show season 1 that was kicked off after tussling with everyone
Angelina
Has been submitted to violence and cream
Chewy Candy, no yellow please!
Pink Starburst
Make sure you pick up its poopy
Tamagotchi
String
Star of reality dating show of her own, was spit on in the face by Pumpkin
Tiffany "New York" Pollard
Not the kind you eat with syrup, real name
latke
Rockstar
Pink
Evil twin, probably has a demon in those glass eyeballs
American Girl Doll
Chest
nuts roasting on an open fire
Parent's dislike their daughters' boyfriends so they pick one and they go on a date
Parental Control