That One Time…
This relative used to wear a mustache and show off his culinary expertise.
(What is) Theo
Greenwood’s favorite of Gigi’s dessert dishes
(What is) Yams
“I cannot believe my neighbors would build this fence. It is a sight for sore eyes and must be removed.”
(What is) Joyce
Kimberly’s Father
(What is) Van
Uncle who had both arms in casts because he intentionally jumped off the roof of the farm house and broke both arms.
(What is) Uncle Ransom
This relative has claimed witness to a death on a train track.
(What is) Nanny
DAILY DOUBLE
Theo is known for his culinary expertise. But, he failed to teach Stewart how to enhance this boxed meal.
“Teaching children in Old Fort has been a teaching experience for me. I hope to retire soon to enjoy my life outside of the school walls”
(What is) Heather
Greenwood’s Sister
(What is) Adeline
This aunt survived after sitting amongst copperheads and rattle snakes and being found unconscious from days in a field from vertigo.
(What is) Aunt Omie
This red-headed relative served for the US military, as well as being a starter in highschool sports.
(What is) Woody
The restaurant Theo once owned on E State Street has since then been converted into
(What is) Olé’s Guacamoles
“Being from Scotland, I understand the important differences between the cultures of the world. My desire is that people would just start being kind to each other. I also love bourbon.”
(What is) Stuart
Papaw’s brothers
(What is) Jack + Erwin
Spread eyes, webbed feet, and small enough to put in a mason jar:
(What is) Uncle Ephraim’s still born baby
This relative lost his leg in a tractor accident.
(What is) Van
When ordering pizza to Ruby’s house for family gatherings, this chain restaurant is always the popular choice.
(What is) Papa John’s
DAILY DOUBLE
“How ya doin?” (Emphasis on the ‘doin’)
Ruby’s Granddaughter
(What is) Isla Kate
This uncle chained his pet in the dogwood tree in front of the farm house, who was mean and threw fecal matter on people as they walked by.
(What is) Uncle Bascom
This relative was in a movie as a background character.
(What is) Sharon
Mom’s cake on the 4th was featured with this flavor.
(What is) Strawberry
(What is) Marley
Finish the siblings… Joyce, Keva, Milton…
(What is) Fred
This uncle lived in an outhouse because his wife beat him in the head with a frying pan when he drank.
(What is) Uncle Hambone