The Bible
The Bible's longest chapter
Psalms 119
The My Book of Bible Stories illustrated the big fish that swallowed Jonah as this
Sperm Whale
This child may have thought, are you sure this is water proof?
Moses
The Mountain range where Abraham as good as offered up Isaac.
Moriah
This Apostle replaced Judas.
Matthias.
A 1979 Watchtower referred to this exceptionally obedient Israelite family line as "teetotalers"
The Rechobites
The number of Bible books written by John
5
The pagan fish god who bowed before the Ark.
Dagon
He may have thought, ok dad, jokes over. Dad?
Isaac.
The number of sheep brought into the Ark.
7
The body of water where Jesus was baptized
The Jordan
The only book credited to Paul where he did not identify himself as the writer.
Hebrews
The coin in the mouth of the fish that Peter caught to pay the temple tax.
Stater or Tetradrachma
He may have thought, guys it was just a dream!
Joseph
The number of creative days.
6
The Apostle John wrote, perfect love casts this out.
Fear.
The last word in the NWT. (Rev. 22:21)
ones
Jesus miraculously fed the crowd with 2 fish and this many loaves
5
He may have thought, is this talk ever going to end? Its past midnight!!!
Eutychus
King Saul was doing this when David cut off a piece of his garment.
Easing Nature
He said, "Rise I too am just a man"
Peter
The shortest chapter in the Bible
Psalm 117
The number of fish hauled in by the Apostles when Jesus appeared on the beach.
153
He may have thought, I know someone who lives on Straight street who you can send instead?!
Ananias
The city where Ruth returned with Naomi.
Bethlehem
The 3 books in the Hebrew Scriptures that mention Satan.
Job, 1 Chronicles and Zechariah.