Birth Control
Comes in latex, lamb skin, silicone and even strawberry
What is a condom?
Unstable hormone profile is a hallmark of it
What is perimenopause?
This vaccine is recommended for both boys and girls before they become sexually active
What is the HPV vaccine Gardasil?
Ceftriaxone 500mg IM for you and your lover
What is Gonorrhea?
Risk factors include: never being pregnant, family history, early menarche, late menopause
What is breast cancer?
Living on the edge…this method is "better than nothing" but not a reliable contraceptive
What is the withdrawal method?
Permanent stop of the menstrual cycle
What is menopause?
This virus causes AIDS
What is the Human immunodeficiency virus or HIV?
A fishy odor is often present with this issue
What is Bacterial Vaginosis?
The gold standard in breast cancer screening
What is a mammogram?
It‘s his turn now. Vas Deferens is snipped under local anesthesia, but isn't considered effective until there is a sperm count of zero
What is a vasectomy?
The first ever period
What is menarche?
The only 100% safe way to avoid STDs
What is abstinence?
The pH of the vaginal milieu
What is acidic (4ish)?
Your monthly home screening tool
What is Self Breast Awareness?
Increases risk for stroke and embolism
What is the pill?
The ovarian phase before Aunt Flo visits
What is the luteal phase?
Antivirals such as Acyclovir are used with this
What is Herpes or HSV-2?
Douching, abx, diabetes put you at higher risk for this problem
What is a yeast infection?
Genetic mutation which increases a woman's risk of breast and ovarian cancers
What is BRCA 1 or BRCA 2?
Often, amenorrhea occurs with this one
What is a hormonal IUD? (Mirena, Kyleena, Skyla)
When cells that are supposed to be within the uterus are found in other places
What is Endometriosis?
Abnormal vaginal discharge is the most common sign in women for these two bacterial STDs
What is chlamydia and gonorrhea?
The oldest STD and the one that has three stages
What is Syphillis?
A benign tumor that can grow in the breast
What is a fibroadenoma?