Weapons of War
Gift Cards
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Mixed Martial Arts (MMA)
The Sauce Boss
100

This wooden "launcher" was used in medieval times to throw massive stones at castle walls—basically the OG heavy artillery.

What is a Catapult (or Trebuchet)?

100

The most popular gift card in the world; it’s literally a "get anything you want" pass for the biggest online store.

What is an Amazon Gift Card?

100

During flu season in Santa Ana, these soft, 7-letter paper products are the #1 most-ordered household item.

What are Tissues?

100

This is the biggest MMA organization in the world, where names like Conor McGregor and Jon Jones became legends.

What is the UFC?

100

This "rooster" sauce is a DTSA staple; it’s spicy, garlicky, and has a green cap.

What is Sriracha?

200

This handheld weapon, invented by the Chinese, changed everything in the 1300s; its "power" comes from a mix of sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter.

What is a Gun?

200

If you get this "green" card, you're probably heading to the 17th Street location for a Pink Drink or a Caramel Macchiato.

What is a Starbucks Gift Card?

200

These "rechargeable" cylinders are bought in bulk so your gaming controller or TV remote never stays dead for long.

What are Batteries?

200

If you "tap out," it means your opponent has caught you in one of these—like a rear-naked choke or an armbar.

What is a Submission?

200

You can’t go to get fried chicken without this "secret Raising" sauce which is basically mayo, ketchup, and a lot of black pepper.

What is Cane's Sauce?

300

This 5-letter 20th-century weapon uses "tracks" instead of wheels and was first used in WWI to break through barbed wire and trenches.

What is a Tank?

300

The MVP of gamers; these cards allow you to buy V-Bucks, new skins, or full games on your console.

What is an Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo eShop Card?

300

This "Prime" essential comes in a 24-pack; it’s the most basic human need, but we still pay for it to be shipped to our door.

What is Bottled Water?

300

This Brazilian martial art is the "ground game" MVP; without it, you're toast as soon as you hit the mat.

What is Jiu-Jitsu?

300

This Japanese "glaze" is sweet and salty; it’s what makes your chicken bowl at the mall taste so good.

What is Teriyaki Sauce?

400

These "unmanned" aircraft are the stars of 2026 warfare, allowing pilots to fly missions from a screen thousands of miles away.

What are Drones (or UAVs)?

400

This 4-letter app-based card is the only way to pay for a ride home or get your wings delivered when you're too lazy to drive.

What is an Uber/UberEats Gift Card?

400

These "smart" 4-letter devices are often bought to turn a regular TV into a streaming powerhouse for Netflix and Disney+.

What is a Fire Stick (or Roku/Chromecast)?

400

This is the specific term for when a fighter has to lose a ton of weight in 24 hours just to make their fight category.

What is a Weight Cut?

400

This Argentine green sauce is made with parsley, garlic, and vinegar—perfect for the meat at a backyard BBQ.

What is Chimichurri?

500

A "stealth" aircraft's ability to avoid being seen by this 5-letter detection system.

What is Radar?

500

This "multitasking" card can be used at both Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, making it the king of late-night study snacks.

What is a Yum! Brands Gift Card?

500

This is the specific two-word term you select on Amazon when you want save on recurring items that Amazon ships to you automatically every month.

What is Subscribe & Save?

500

In 2026, this "Sugar" superstar is the reigning Bantamweight champ and the king of "aura" in the cage.

Who is Sean O'Malley?

500

This 4-letter French base of sauce is made from fat and flour; it's the base for the best Mac & Cheese.

What is a roux?

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