Arlington Diocese
The current bishop of the Arlington Diocese.
Who is Bishop Mike Burbidge?
This school in Pittsburgh, PA is supposedly James's top choice so far, and they are slightly rivals of George Mason University in the A-10 Conference.
What is Duquesne University?
Also accepted AND ENCOURAGED: Auntie Cheryl University
The star of the Commanders' 12-5 dream season.
His nickname is JD 5.
Who is Jayden Daniels?
This is the first book of the Bible, and also the first of the Old Testament.
What is Genesis?
This baked Cordon Bleu or Broccoli & Cheese-flavored chicken-and-filling dinner is:
"Amazing in taste, minimal in mess, and bursting with Auntie's love for it."
-a direct quote from THUN D. HERD
What are Chicken Thingies?
This 71-year-old MONSEIGNEUR is currently still at All Saints Catholic Church here in Manassas, VA.
Who is Msgr./Fr. Lee Roos?
This school is in upstate New York, is currently the top scholarship offer and 1 of James's top schools.
They are currently LEADING the Big East Conference in men's basketball.
What is St. John's University?
This rookie Rams LB is famous for the Uncle-renowed "frog splash" on Sam Darnold when they "versed" against the Vikings in the playoffs.
Who is Jared Verse?
The Israelites are led out of Egypt by Moses in this book, the second of the Bible.
What is Exodus?
This brand of baked white cheddar cheese crackers is in the box RIGHT NOW, and also sponsors a college football bowl game!
What are Cheez-Its?
This priest used to be at All Saints, and shares hid first name with Grandma and Auntie Cheryl's brother.
Who is Fr. Bob Cilinsky?
This A-10 school is in nearby Fairfax, VA and is also one of James's top future picks. They have a long history with the Ward Family, and the are STILL in first place in women's AND men's basketball.
What is George Mason University?
You can say "Hello" to this NY Giants WR all you want, and he said goodbye to defenses during this season.
Who is Malik Nabers?
[GET IT?! HELLO NEIGHBOR, THE GAME!]
This Gospel is THUN's favorite book in the ENTIRE BIBLE, and it is also the book of the of the New Testament.
What is Matthew?
These pepperoni-and-cheese baked pizza rolls are one of AGM's favorite all-time snacks, and are rarely shared with James and Nelson due to scarcity.
What are Combos?
The Arlington Diocese recently (2024) celebrated a jubilee year.
What was it?
What is the Golden Jubliee?
Also accepted: What is 50 year anniversary?
This school was formerly an only-women's college, but recently changed to co-ed. They are located in Arlington, VA and are 1 of James's on-the-radar picks.
What is Randolph College?
This former Oregon QB, now on the back-to-the-playoffs Denver Broncos, may or may not be related to GMU's Doc Nix.
Who is Bo Nix?
This book is one of the hardest to understand in the whole Bible, and it was also written by John The Evangelist.
It often talks about the end of the world, and is famous for puzzling quotes like:
"I heard the first living creature cry out, 'Come forward!' I looked, and a horseman with a skull of death came forward."
What is Revelation?
Auntie sometimes makes this for special occasions and if James and THUN are having dinner with them.
THUN plans to make a bread-crumb-topped version on June 16, 2025 for her birthday.
What is AGM's Homemade Mac & Cheese?
This relatively young priest at All Saints Catholic Church shares his first name with a retired 2-time World Series (with the Nats and Dodgers) pitcher.
Who is Fr. Daniel Reuwer?
They are, sadly, also one of James's top future colleges.
What is James Madison University?
This 2023-24 National Champion QB from Michigan hurt his knee during preseason practice, so he didn't play for most of this season.
Don't confuse him with a character from Cocomelon.
Who is JJ McCarthy?
This Gospel is arguably the most famous of the four, and it contains this verse:
"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
What is John?
This dish consists of cubed potatoes mixed with cheddar cheese, sour cream, and topped with bread crumbs. It is usually only made twice a year for Christmas and Easter.