DAD JOKES
What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese!
How many cards in a standard deck of cards?
52!
What do red and Yellow make?
Orange!
Name one of the three Astrology "Water Signs"
Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
What's the easiest type of building to lift?
A lighthouse.
Which continent covers all four hemispheres of the earth?
Africa!
What do Blue and Yellow make?
Name one of the three Astrology "Fire Signs"
Aries, Sagittarius, Leo
Lean Beef!
Does hot or cold water freeze faster?
Hot water freezes faster!
Purple!
Name one of the three Astrology "Earth Signs"
Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo
When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
When the punchline becomes Apparent (A- PARENT, GET IT???)
What is the only planet in our solar system to rotate clockwise on its axis?
Venus.
What do Red and White make?
Pink!
Name one of the three Astrology "Air Signs"
Libra, Aquarius, Gemini
When's the best time to call your dentist?
Tooth-hurty (2:30! GET IT!)
What is the largest desert in the world?
Antarctica!
What do Green and Red make?
Brown!
We've gone through every element- name just one sign from each astrological element.
FIRE
WATER
AIR
EARTH