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Why did Mrs. Jewls think the kids were monkeys?
Because they were too cute to be kids.
How long was Myron class president?
For one day.
Did the students tell the principal what happened to Mrs. Gorf?
No
Mad, because he woke her up.
Who was Calvin supposed to give a note from Mrs. Jewls to whom?
Miss Zarves
How was Wayside School built?
Sideways
What was always trying to sneak in Mrs. Jewls' room?
dead rats
What did Dana's dog do to Myron when he went to check on her?
Bit his hand.
Who always got sent home on the kindergarten bus?
Todd
What did Joe want to count?
His hair.
What made Rondi angry?
When people liked her two front teeth.
What happened to Mrs. Gorf?
Luis ate her after she turned herself into an apple.
What was strange about the student ice cream flavors?
Students could not taste their own flavors.
How did Deedee finally get out of class early for recess?
She disguised herself as a dead rat.
Why did Jason tell on Joy?
Because she was chewing gum.
Who caught Sharie as she fell out of the window?
Luis
What does Todd give the bank robbers when they ask for money?
Joy's workbook.
Calvin could not find which floor?
19
How many times did Paul actually pull Leslie's pigtails?
2
Why couldn't Dana concentrate during Math class?
Because she was covered in mosquito bites, and they itched.
What did Mrs. Jewls give Calvin after he was supposed to take a note to Miss Zarves?
A Tootsie Roll pop.
When does Joe only get the correct answer?
When he counts incorrectly.
What did Todd tell the bank robbers?
That knowledge is more important that money.
What did Mrs. Jewls tell Calvin about drawing?
It's not how many pictures you draw, but how well you draw them.
What did Mrs. Jewls' say her note to Miss Zarves said?
To not meet her for lunch.