Mrs. Jewls
Why did Mrs. Jewls push the Computer out the window?
A. Because it was very old
B. Because she hated technology
C. Because she was angry
D. To teach about gravity
D. To teach about gravity
Who did Bebe blame her mischief on?
A. Louis
B. Her parents
C. Allison
D. A pretend brother named Ray
D. A pretend brother named Ray
Why did Myron go down to the basement?
A. To be free
B. To do his work in a quiet place
C. To get warm
D. To make a new friend
A. To be free
After almost falling to the ground, why did Paul laugh?
A. Allison was getting a short haircut
B. He pulled Allison's pigtails
C. Allison's pigtails pulled him up
D. Louis was laughing on the playground
C. Allison's pigtails pulled him up
Why did the children take their socks off?
A. Because it was hot
B. Because none matched
C. To do well in spelling
D. To wash them
C. To do well in spelling
What did Miss Zarves always do?
A. Give long breaks
B. Give everyone A's
C. Give long recesses
D. Give homework
B. Give everyone A's
How did Mrs. Jewls punish herself for being mean?
A. By drinking all the pickle juice
B. By sending herself to Mr. Kidswatter's office
C. By sending herself to the 19th floor
D. By sending herself home on the Kindergarten bus
D. By sending herself home on the Kindergarten bus
What are the consequences of Mac telling a story and distracting Mr. Jewls?
A. A shorter lunch
B. More homework
C. No recess
D. Less homework
B. More homework
Why did Joy want Todd's toy?
A. She wanted to sell it
B. She thought it was magic
C. It looked like her dog
D. It was her toy first
B. She thought it was magic
What did the Mushroom Surprise make Ron do?
A. Hit Kathy
B. Drink all the milk
C. Run home
D. Kiss Deedee
D. Kiss Deedee
Why was D.J. so sad?
A. He was afraid of being punished because of the lost watch.
B. He was upset because he would now miss his TV shows.
C. He was upset because his watch was worth a lot of money.
D. He was afraid a bird would choke on his missing watch.
D. He was afraid a bird would choke on his missing watch.
Who called Mr. Kidswatter a Mugworm Griblick?
A. Eric Fry
B. Eric Bacon
C. Eric Ovens
D. Mark Miller
B. Eric Bacon
Why did Mrs. Jewls think Mr. Kidswatter came to the classroom?
A. To tell who Mark Miller really was
B. To say they should stop playing
C. To ask her to play music louder
D. To say recess was canceled
C. To ask her to play music louder
Why did Jenny miss the bus?
A. She lost her socks
B. She didn't want to drink her prune juice
C. The bus broke down
D. It was snowing hard
B. She didn't want to drink her prune juice
On the day there was a substitute, what did no one believe?
A. That Mark's real name was Benjamin
B. That Mrs. Jewls was gone
C. That there was no recess
D. That the substitute could read
A. That Mark's real name was Benjamin
Why did Allison leave her classroom?
A. Miss Jewls made her leave
B. She had to go use the phone
C. She felt sick
D. No one seemed to hear or see her
D. No one seemed to hear or see her
Why did Calvin get a tattoo for his birthday?
A. So he would have the gift for the rest of his life
B. Because his dad was a tattoo artist
C. Because his grandparents were potato farmers
D. Because Mr. Kidswatter told him to
A. So he would have the gift for the rest of his life
Why did Rondi hide in the bushes?
A. She didn't think people would think her new teeth were cute
B. She was tired of playing
C. She was looking for a ball
D. She was afraid of Terrence
A. She didn't think people would think her new teeth were cute
Why did Mrs. Jewls have to stop ringing her cowbell?
A. Because Wayside School was falling down
B. Because there was lightning that might strike her and the bell
C. Because cows were entering the school
D. Because there was a real fire
C. Because cows were entering the school
How was Maurecia rewarded for her honesty and kindness?
A. $1.00 and free sandwiches forever
B. Free ice cream for all in the school
C. Pizza and $200
D. $500 and free ice cream for the rest of her life
D. $500 and free ice cream for the rest of her life
Who did Mrs. Jewls think Benjamin Nushmut was?
A. Mark Miller
B. Maurecia
C. The new principal
D. Eric Bacon
A. Mark Miller
How did Allison get off the 19th floor?
A. By memorizing the dictionary
B. By teasing Mark Miller
C. By doing extra homework
D. By misbehaving
D. By misbehaving
Why did Deedee scream and run from the monkey bars?
A. Because the principal was calling her
B. Because Kathy had a dead rat
C. Because she fell in the mud
D. Because she thought she saw Mrs. Gorf
D. Because she thought she saw Mrs. Gorf
Why did John and Joe eat the potato salad?
A. Because it turned into Miss Gorf
B. Because they made a bet with Kathy
C. Because it looked delicious
D. Because they loved everything Miss Mush made
A. Because it turned into Miss Gorf
Why did Mrs. Jewls think Dana really loved stories?
A. Because she bought books every day
B. Because she laughed and cried more than anyone else during stories
C. Because she never laughed or cried about stories
D. Because she always wrote stories
B. Because she laughed and cried more than anyone else during stories
How did the kids react when Benjamin finally told his real name?
A. He had to write his name on the board
B. The children laughed at him
C. They did not react
D. He was sent to the nineteenth floor
C. They did not react
What did Stephen think he should do in his suit?
A. Sit quietly at his desk
B. Stand around and look important
C. Play ball
D. Lots of school work
B. Stand around and look important
Why did Mrs. Jewls put tape over Jason's mouth?
A. To prevent him from sneezing
B. To prevent him from chewing on a pencil
C. So he would stop giggling
D. So he would stop talking
B. To prevent him from chewing on a pencil
Why did Dameon apologize to Mrs. Jewls?
A. Because he forgot his homework
B. For getting hit with a ball
C. For breaking her pencil
D. For putting the dead rat on her desk
D. For putting the dead rat on her desk
What kind of dance did the children do with Miss Waloosh?
A. The Polka
B. The Mambo
C. The Waltz
D. The Tango
D. The Tango