This river flows through Glasgow and helped make the city a major shipbuilding center.
River Clyde
This JPMorgan AI tool gained 200,000 users in eight months and won Innovation of the Year - making it one of the firm's few overachievers that doesn't ask for a bonus !
LLM Suite
This AI system has recently helped discover and validate vulnerabilities in multiple major browsers and operating systems, including previously unknown issues.
Mythos
This is what you call the plastic card that lets you spend money you don't have yet.
Credit Card
This famous Glasgow statue is rarely seen without a traffic cone on its head.
Duke of Wellington
This is the LOB that is the largest contributor to JPMC's revenue.
CCB (42%)
This was the first bug that was found in a computer (literally).
A moth
This is what happens to your £10 note over time: it doesn't shrink physically, but it definitely buys less coffee than it used to.
Inflation
This Scottish invention lets you enjoy all four seasons during a single walk to Bao.
Glasgow weather
Name two companies that JPMC has acquired/merged with in the past.
Manufacturers Hanover Corporation — 1991
Chase Manhattan Bank — 1996
J.P. Morgan & Co. — 2000
Bank One Corporation — 2004
Bear Stearns — 2008
Washington Mutual — 2008
Cazenove Group — 2009
WePay — 2017
InstaMed — 2019
OpenInvest — 2021
Nutmeg — 2021
Global Shares — 2022
First Republic Bank — 2023
This JP Morgan authoritative inventory is the “single source of truth” for infra assets/config- if it isn’t here, it might as well not exist.
Verum
This is the stock price of JPM as of yesterday. (approx)
$300.94
Who is he ?

Billy Connolly
These are the five core values of JPMC.
Service, Courage, Heart, Excellence, Curiosity.
This JPMC internal command-line tool gives developers 100+ built-in utilities in one place. Its like a one-stop toolbox you can type into and one window to run them all.
Dev Shell (ds)
What is the relationship between JPMC and Morgan Stanley?
J.P Morgan's grandson, Henry Morgan, founded Morgan Stanley in 1935.