Bad Dad Jokes
Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
Because he/she was outstanding in their field.
A viral video whose inner monologue focuses on women's accessories. Which accessory specifically?
SHOES!
You have 30 seconds: In your quarantine, grab and show on screen for all to see:
3 Toilet Paper Rolls
Failure is not an option.
"If its yellow, let is mellow. If its brown, flush it down."
A circular ornamental headdress worn by a monarch as a symbol of authority, usually made of or decorated with precious metals and jewel
A crown
Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down...
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
Why do you tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast!
This catchy song from 2011, a day of the week that's particularly unlucky. (Artist: Rebecca Black)
Friday
You have 30 seconds: In your quarantine, grab and show on screen for all to see:
Fabric Softener
I hope you've been showering so your skin deserves to be touched by softened fabric.
This beverage company unfortunately is not high in sales because of its similar name? What is the company's name?
Corona Beer :(
Shorty get down, good lord
Baby got 'em up open all over town
Strictly biz, she don't play around
Cover much ground, ____________.
Got game by the pound
What sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing, they fast.
Who asked the world to: "Leave Britney alone!!!" in 2007.
Chris Crocker
You have 30 seconds: In your quarantine, grab and show on screen for all to see:
1 Empty Alcohol container.
Oh, this belongs to your "roommate"?Okay, we believe you. (*wink *wink).
The Sun's visible-light corona, the inner part of which is only visible during a total _____ eclipse.
Solar
Name The Song Title
"And she broke your throne and she cut your hair.
And from your lips she drew the...."
"Hallelujah"
What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
Fill in the blank:
"Ow, ______ bit me!! Ouch, Ouch, _____. That hurt." (Baby Giggles In Delight).
Charlie
You have 30 seconds: In your quarantine, grab and show on screen for all to see:
One form of entertainment that is not electronic or technology based.
Success: Congrats!
Failed: You must be a millennial. Always talking and texting on that square block. Back in my day...(Collective Sigh).
Which of the first celebrity couple's was diagnosed positive for CoVid-19?
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us....
And the world will be as one.
How does a penguin build its house?
Iglooits together.
Antoine Dodson was interviewed in 2012 by a reporter after someone snuck into his and his sisters apartment, what was his advice to the world?
''Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife and might as well Hide Yo Husband because they rapin everybody out here.''
You have 1 minute & 30 seconds: In your quarantine, grab and show on screen for all to see: (Whoever grabs the most, wins.)
Ingredients to make PANCAKES:
Milk
Flour
Egg
Salt
Sugar
Butter
Baking Powder
Also acceptable, Pre-Pancake Mix:
Oil
Eggs
Milk
Can you make Mickey Mouse Pancakes?
List 3 false statements in relation to the Coronavirus. #FakeNews
You could of made them up. All answers are acceptable. Unfortunately.
We like our fun and we never fight
You can't dance and stay uptight
it's a supernatural delight...
Everybody was dancin' in the moonlight