Ellen 101
Three
What is the number of kids Ellen has?
Hey, I know him! That's Lyle!
Who is Ellen's husband?
Catch Ellen flabbergasted and you're sure to hear her say this.
What is "Holy Hannah"?
Yes, technically we called Ellen an animal. At least it was with a trophy.
What is a GOAT
Colorado
What is the state where Ellen lives?
She's such a girl's girl. You can bet your paycheck Ellen's not skipping this appointment.
What is her nail appointment?
Have a client who loves to scope creep? Borrow this saying to slow them down.
What is, do you want your Go Live or the functionality?
Don't mistake him for his khaki wearing counterpart.
Who is Jake the Cat?
Ellen
What is Ellen's middle name?
Make sure to add belated if you tell Ellen happy birthday after this month.
What is March?
Of course we're happy to do it, so long as the client knows it's about......
"What is "choices and consequences"?
No, she isn't a "New Girl", we've all seen her make a cameo at least once.
Zoey
Marines
What is the military branch Ellen served in?
If you hear the number ___ in reference to Ellen, they are not talking about her age; but they might be talking about this.
What is the number of Salesforce certifications she has?
According to Ellen, with enough of these two items, Salesforce can make your coffee
What is time and money?
Guten Tag ___! Sure glad you're this breed or I'm afraid you wouldn't understand
What is a German Shepherd?
Black
What is the color of Ellen's car?
If you go looking today, you may only find IBM, but Ellen was with the company under this name.
What is Bluewolf?
I'm just glad that in this saying, Ellen got it from Salesforce and not Jim Jones
What is the Kool-Aid she drank
Yes, Ellen can still get "Codey" in Salesforce. But I am referring to configuration skills, not this animal mascot.
What is a bear?