Good job dad
Whose detachment is that anyway?
Squigtastic
Primbucks
"There is only war"
100
Chaos
A serpentine warrior that really wants get his "point" across
Fulgrim
100
Hammer of the Emperor
Astra Millitarum
100
These squigs have a single, large eye that helps targeting.
Targeting squig
100
Sugarfree Coconut Milk Iced Coffee, but DID bring everyone else’s order too so ppl don’t judge him that much.
Fulgrim
100
“Losses are inevitable on the battlefield, of course, but in my view, no one’s expendable apart from the enemy; angry, resentful troopers aren’t going to cover my back when the las-bolts start flying,”
Ciaphas Cain
200
Xenos
Looks like a transformer but with a soft flowery side to him
Commander Farsight
200
Cult of the Arkifane
Chaos Space Marines
200
This small and bright breed excretes powerful dyes that are used by the Orks for various purposes
Paint Squig
200
Triple Expresso, poured into his can of monster and drunk in front of Dad, God and everyone else.
Konrad Curze
200
"Every battlefield is a new and invigorating arena, every enemy just an unwitting participant in the spectacle of their own magnificently painful death."
Lelith Hesperax
300
Xenos
Flashy and bright. With a "What have you done for me lately?" look
Imotech the Stormlord
300
Warpbane Task Force
Grey Knights
300
____ are very small and feature tiny, insectile wings that make the buzzing sound which give them their name. They can devour anything except for orkoid flesh, which they are unable to digest, and burrow their way through their prey, making them deadly weapons, especially in swarms or when fired from Katapults.[5g]
Buzzing Squid
300
Never specified an order but the time Fulgrim gave him peppermint hot chocolate with marshmallows and sprinkes was the first time he did not use the hot beverage to assault someone SO-
Angron
300
"Despair, and you give yourself to the shadows. Believe, truly believe in the Emperor of Mankind, and you shall walk in His light no matter how dark the path you tread."
Saint Celestine
400
Chaos
Takes no prisoners and really "leans" into the moment
Kharne the Betrayer
400
Vessels of Wrath
World Eaters
400
This breed features a large, gaping mouth, a bag-like body and a stomach that takes up most of that body
Bag Squig
400
Lone Tea Drinker in the group. Has the Barista write “Black coffee” On the outside though.
Corvus Corax
400
"Rest? We were not made to rest; we go on, unflinching, unstoppable, unending in our strength. The Emperor did not make us for such mortal concerns as hearth and home, vanity or contemplation; we are his engines of war, his hammers, beating out the fabric of existence into a vessel fit for Mankind to inhabit."
Ferrus Mannus
500
Imperium
He hides behind his helmet but will eternally carry the flag for his people
Castallen Crowe
500
Final Day
Genestealer Cults
500
This Squig has large densely packed neural lobes and is used as a psykik grenade
Wyrdsquig
500
Extra high fructose corn syrup, six shots, creamer-instead-of-milk Unicorn Frap. Do NOT mix his and Sanguinus’ drinks up.
Mortarion
500
"If the path to salvation leads through the halls of purgatory, then so be it"
Ahriman
1000
Imperium
Covered in gold with multiple arms. Likes to see things from the middle
Morven Vahl
1000
Armored Warhost
Aeldari
1000
kill their prey by injecting venom into it with their long needle-sharp proboscis (the biggest examples measuring up to 18 inches long)
Syringe Squig
1000
Bottled water becuase Coffee is IMPURE (nvmd the morality of bottled water)
Lorgar Aurellian
1000
“Do you remember Prospero?
The world?
Yes. When Russ and his curs burned it, a wealth of knowledge unequalled in the galaxy burned with it. I have always held that Magnus's greatest sin was not what he did to his sons or to his world, but that he allowed the Space Wolves to erase all that wisdom from the universe.”
Fabius Bile