A green guy hates noise and holidays, so he commits petty theft.
What is The Grinch?
This fruit is technically a berry, even though its yellow peel says otherwise.
What is a banana?
Name something adult siblings only remember to do on the same day every year.
What is Wish dad a happy birthday?
Who gave a toddler Dr. Pepper in his sippy cup at midnight?
Who is Josh?
Who is always "5 minutes away" and never is?
Who is Amanda?
A fish dad loses his child and overcompensates by swimming across the planet.
What is Finding Nemo?
This sea creature has three hearts and blue blood.
What is an Octopus?
Name a reason adult siblings suddenly start calling each other again.
What is Gift shopping?
Who locked themselves in the bathroom and lit toilet paper on fire?
Who is Kolby?
Who can turn a 2-minute disagreement into an Olympic debate?
Who is Josh?
A young wizard repeatedly almost dies at boarding school because the adults are bad at safety.
This farm animal can remember over 100 faces.
What is a Chicken?
Name something families always argue about when planning a holiday.
What is Whose house it's at this year?
Who stole dads car at 2am to get help fixing their car in Minneapolis?
Who is Kaylee?
Who orders takeout, then complains about it?
Who is Dad/Grandpa?
A man ages backward and everyone just...goes with it.
What is The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?
This food has holes not because it's shy, but because of bacteria burping.
What is Swiss Cheese?
A stupid thing starts fights in the family group chat.
What is Finances?
Who threw their remote at the TV because they couldn't figure out how to use it?
Who is Dad/Grandpa?
Who hoards snacks like a squirrel preparing for winter?
Who is Kolby?
A guy steals rocks to decorate a glove and ruins the universe.
What is Avengers: Infinity War?
This animal's fingerprints are so close to humans' they confused crime scene investigators.
What is a Koala?
Name a reason dad will suddenly call out of nowhere.
What is He needs tech help?
Who drove their mom's car without permission and without a license?
Who is Shane and Kolby?
Who speaks in one-word sentences but somehow communicates maximum attitude?
Who is Shane?