Rhymes w Funk
Cooper smells like a...
Skunk.. pew
Who lost the superbowl
Niners
Bets high school football team in Illinois state history?
1992 Lake Forest Scouts... bro
How tall does mom think she is?
5'2 and a half"... but she's not.. shhhh
Who pooped his pants today AND yesterday?
Dad.. shh!
just kidding!!! its mom
MJ liked to...
DUNK!! duh
Most receiving yards last season?
Michael Thomas
Second tallest building in chicago
Trump international hotel... boo Trump
Mom's favorite color
Purple
Who always spills water at dinner time?
Tyler fumble boy
Tyler sometimes acts like a...
PUNK
Most rushing yards last season
Derrick Henry
Population of chicago
2.7 million
Why does mom wear slippers around the house like an old person?
I dont really know. It's kinda werid right? i mean seriously, slippers in the house.. you gotta be kidding me. show us your feet for godsake? let's see em.. in fact - take your socks and slippers off now and i will give mom's team these points
Who has broken the most in the house since we've been here?
Cooper the one man wrecking machine
If you get bad grades you will...
Flunk
Team with the most rushing yards per game? Hint - QB
Ravens
City nickname
Windy City
On a scale of 1 to 10 how pretty is mom?
10.. duh
Who farts the most?
Dad.. definitely
Daddy is a total...
Hunk.. It's not weird if mom gets this one.. kinda weird if the boys do
Most passing yards 2019?
Jameis Winston
Bulls play in this stadium
United Center
Where did mom go to high school?
Friends
Who clogs the toilet the most?
Tyler "big cheeks" funk
A close second place is Cooper "bombs away" funk