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The Number Of Measurements In The Army...
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100
The standard for female hair length in uniform.
What is "Must not fall below the bottom of the collar"?
100
This device is worn with zero distance between the bottom of the device and the top of the right pocket.
What is the academic wreath?
100
These stupid, tool bag looking devices, are allowed to be worn in the ACU, but not the IPFU.
What are sunglasses?
100
These are the only two colors of socks authorized for wear with the ACU.
What black and green?
100
These are the limits at which the only authorized disgusting patch of facial hair must end.
What are the imaginary vertical lines that extend up and down from the edge of the mouth?
200
This is the direction the belt tip extends towards on the Female Class A uniform.
What is to the wearer's right?
200
This device that breaks frequently is worn centered on the right pocket flap of the male uniform
What is the nameplate?
200
What are the standards for spandex in the IPFU?
Grey or black, no visible logos, above the knees.
200
The amount of tabs that can be worn with the ACU.
What is no more than three?
200
This is the direction that the male belt tip extends towards in the Class A uniform.
What is the wearer's left?
300
Females may not wear these devices in the ACU, but are authorized for wear in the Class A.
What are earrings?
300
What are the measurements for wear of service ribbons on the class A uniform?
For males, centered 1/8 of an inch above the left breast pocket, with 1/8 of an inch between or no space between. For females, the bottom row of ribbons should be aligned with the bottom of the Name plate.
300
These are the only two necklaces authorized with the uniform.
What are concealed religious symbols on chains and Identification tags?
300
What are the requirements for hair color?
Hair color must be a color that occurs naturally. Hair styled colors are allowed, as long as they are conservative in nature.
300
This is the time during which males may have PDA in uniform with a female in uniform
NEVER
400
What are the standards for hair securing devices for females?
Devices worn for decorative purposes are unauthorized. Females may wear hair devices for securing loose hair, the color must be as close to the brat's hair as possible, or clear.
400
These are the measurements for the wear of two Special Skill Badges simultaneously.
What is 1/8 inch from the top of the U.S. Army tape with 1/4 of an inch in between each skill badge?
400
Nails must meet these requirements
For males, nails must not extend past the finger tip, and may not be colored or decorated in any way. For females, nails may extend 1/4 of an inch past the tip of the fingers. Natural, conservative nail polish colors may be worn.
400
What are the regulations for the wear of Tattoos while in Uniform?
Tattoos must not be visible in the Class A uniform. Any tattoos displayed must not contain bigotry of any sort, regardless of where it is located on the body.
400
This is the time at which Men (women can speak of hair instead) can speak of politics in the Military.
What is "Not in uniform, and not identifying self as a military member"?
500
These are the only Earrings authorized for females in the Uniform.
What are Gold, pearl, silver, or diamond earrings in the ear lobe that are no more than 1/4 inch in diameter or circular?
500
How is the Physical Fitness Badge worn properly on the IPFU?
When the physical fitness badge is worn, it is sewn on the upper left front side of the IPFU T-shirt. On the IPFU running jacket, the insignia is sewn centered 1⁄2 inch above the word “Army".
500
What are the rules for wearing the IPFU, parts of the IPFU, or the IPFU with civilian clothing?
Any of the above is authorized so long as the Commander approves.
500
What are the regulations for jewelry in the Army?
In addition to earring rules, soldiers may wear no more than one ring on each hand, wedding bands do not count towards these two. One wristwatch, and/or one identification bracelet on the opposing wrist.
500
What is the standard for blousing of boots (where must they not fall below)?
The bloused pants must not fall below the third "eyelet" or notch from the top of the boot.
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