Alannah's and Dustin's Wedding Anniversary
What is August 4?
How Dustin and Alannah will get to the top of the Gros Piton Mountain.
What is Hike?
I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may: (3 words) HIDE BRISKETS.
What is Kiss the Bride?
We are two lawyers getting married— what did you expect?
What is the Engagement Photos?
A litigant may raise this in Court, but Alannah and Dustin sure hope no one would raise one during the ceremony.
What is an Objection?
Born with rhythm.
Black.
The day before this September holiday is the day that Alannah and Dustin got engaged.
What is Labor Day?
After a long day in the sun, Dustin and Alannah are going to want to take a dip in one of these— lots of jets and bubbles please.
What is a Hot Tub?
The wedding party’s meal the night before the big day: (2 words) HANDIER LEARNERS.
What is the Rehearsal Dinner?
Déjà vu, first Dustin and then Alannah two years later.
What is Graduation?
A written decision of the Court or something everyone in the family has concerning the wedding.
What is an Opinion?
It's not a real desert, or a breakfast pastry for that matter, without the almond paste. Lots of almond paste.
Dutch.
Dustin and Alannah’s faux date over martinis was the night before this significant couple’s holiday.
What is Valentine's Day?
The equestrian method that Dustin and Alannah will use to travel across the beach.
What is Horseback riding?
The special people who stood by our side during the ceremony: (2 words) PARTLY RABID.
What is the Bridal Party?
Dustin and Alannah could feel the love on Valentine’s Day 2017 when they saw this Disney inspired musical at the Detroit Opera House.
What is the Lion King?
A document to support a legal position, or the length of time everyone was hoping the ceremony would be.
What is a Brief?
Never wanting to pay sticker price for anything.
Both.
This mathematically significant day was when Alannah and Dustin had there second date. They even celebrated with a sweet slice of dessert of the same name.
What is Pie Day?
Who wants to wait for the shuttle bus to get to the resort? This mode of transportation is ten times faster and and way higher!
What is a Helicopter ride?
Everyone over 21 was really hoping we would offer one of these tonight: (2 words) BAN ROPE.
What is an Open Bar?
Dustin even ordered his cherry coke shaken not stirred when he and Alannah went to go see this movie.
What is James Bond/Spectre?
A criminal accomplice either before or after the fact or any pieces of jewelry Alannah is wearing with her dress.
What is an Accessory?
Even though the sermon ended 45 minutes ago, your still at church because your mother is catching up on church gossip.
Both.
This holiday was Dustin and Alannah’s first together, and every year they color coordinate their outfits.
What is Easter?
Onion volcanoes! More Sake more happy! Boy are we happy that the resort has one of these restaurants.
What is a Hibachi?
Where Alannah and Dustin hope to see every last one of you, our guests, later this evening: (2 words) CANDLE ROOF.
What is the Dance Floor?
The annual lawyer prom.
What is Barrister's Ball?
The location of a trial or the location of the wedding.
What is the Venue?
"If you're going to play outside then stay outside."
Both.