Star Wars
This domed droid fixes Padmé's ship in the Phantom Menace.
Who is R2-D2?
Begun by a New York con artist, these heretics used to practice polygamy and believed black people were evil.
Who are Mormons?
Begun in Georgia, this chain is sometimes known as God's chicken.
What is Chick-Fil-A?
This rogue claims to have completed the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
These heretics reject the Trinity, claim Jesus used to be the archangel Michael, and believe only 144,000 people will be resurrected to rule in Heaven.
Who are Jehovah's Witnesses?
With over 40,000 stores, you can buy a burger almost anywhere from the biggest fast food chain worldwide.
What is McDonald's?
This clone is second-in-command under Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Who is Cody?
The Council of Nicaea convened to counter this heresy, which claimed Jesus was created, not eternal; according to legend, the heresy's founder was slapped by St. Nicholas at Nicaea.
What is Arianism?
This pizza chain invented stuffed crust — some say to get rid of excess government cheese.
What is Pizza Hut?
Boba Fett is defeated because he is consumed by this creature.
What is the sarlacc?
"Everything is ____," says a sign on Dr. Gehrke's door; this heresy argues for the inherent evilness of matter and believes the soul will one day reunite with the Great Spirit.
What is gnostic (or gnosticism)?
This fast food chain invented the modern drive-thru window; its ginger mascot was named after one of the founder's daughters.
What is Wendy's?
This Ewok finds Princess Leia when she's lost on Endor.
Who is Wicket W. Warrick?
Jury's still out on whether or not this group is heretical; but its followers worship on Saturdays, believe in a works-based salvation, and reject the idea of eternal torment in Hell.
What are Seventh-Day Adventists?
Named after a state bordering Tennessee, this fast food chain — known for its "world famous fried chicken" made a Christmas romance short film in which its mascot falls in love and is almost murdered.
What is KFC?