Worst Gifts
Something our grandma's all have, but Nate definitely has none of. "Plenty" by Yotom Ottogehli is currently one of the best selling.
What is a cookbook?
The 7th reindeer
Donner
"America's moveable fighting man", the most popular gift of 1964
What is GI Joe?
Almost all of the top toys for toddlers are from this company. Don’t let the name fool you, these toys can be expensive, and certainly are not for outdoorsmen.
The teenager girl boots that came from Australia, was on everyones list 10 years ago, this year the company made favorite things for its Gertrude Coat.
What is UGG?
The first were actually balances, using two plates attached to an overhead beam, itself fixed on a central pole
What is a scale?
A type of man. Commonly seen around Christmas. He is probably friends with the guy that lives on Drury Lane.
What is Gingerbread?
The most popular gift in 1975, a type of pet even Carli is ok with?
What is a rock?
Derived from Danish words that mean “Play Well”. This most popular children's toy brand is one of the few on the list that are not electronic.
What is Lego?
This Women’s Lightweight Recycled Poly-Fill Packable Vests named after the freezing point of water
32 degrees
Subscriptions or membership fees have become a popular gift. Mars, jupiter or any planet except this one is a nice gift.
traditional English name for the personification of Christmas
who is Father Christmas?
You can’t do this to Fee or else she might pee, but this was red toy was most popular in 1996.
Tickle Me Elmo
First item under gifts for the home. You can still buy one for a red sox fan, but I would just buy a different brand.
Yankee Candle
The brand of Puffy Sandals that made the list, also means to move about or travel aimlessly
Roam
Often joked about as a horrible gift for women, this item is not a Mrs, the products name combines the holiday spirit with the end of a pencil, it's mascot is a bald man
What is Mr. Clean Magic eraser?
Has a loyal dog, Max
Who is the Grinch?
The 1998 most popular toy is known to creepishly announce its name. Can probably still be found in Nate’s room.
What is Furby
This two word item has “5 speed ranging from 640 to 3,200 rpm”
What is a Massage Gun?
The full name of Alexa’s cousin. If Fetus is mean this may be the only way she sees Kenny.
Amazon Echo Show
The specific location most people will go, in some places you can't buy someone else one of these unless they are over 80 or terminally ill
Burial Spot
Jesus Christ, especially as the Messiah
Emmanuel
“A computer controlled game”, the most popular gift in 1978 and also the 371st most popular boy baby name.
What is Simon?
#1 stocking stuffer, $9.99. One. Not Two.
Uno
Name of Tote & Carry’s XL Duffle. Also the name of the Greek and Roman god of sunlight, prophecy, music, and poetry
Apollo